I've just made a startling discovery.

[BlazerBoy]

Kimberly Caldwell, one of the hottest women from American Idol's Season 2, was not only born on the same day, in the same year as me, but apparanty even in the same hour. I DON'T BELEIVE IN COINCIDENCES.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Jessica Biel was born a week later!

 

[$M Gayboy Bruce Wayne]

I was blowing my best friend from high school at the time.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Maybe his spooge landed on my mom, and he is my father? O_O

 

[$M Gayboy Bruce Wayne]

Naw, I caught it all.