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I've run out of things to do freestyle threads about

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Freestyle freestyle thread?
 
Buffy: Well here was are at HITLER'S BUNKER.

Xander: What are we doing here, again?

Buffy: Xander, we're here to have sex!

Xander: Oh yeah. Because we can't have any privacy now that Xianto from Torchwood has started following us about.

(Xianto pops up out of a bin.)

Xianto: Thing about gloves...they tend to come in pairs.

(Captain Jack pops up from the same bin.)

Jack: Get back in here, you dirty boy!

Xianto: I knew I should have had a shower this morning!

Jack: The only thing I HAD this morning was you! And Claire from Lost!

(Claire from Lost comes out of the bunker.)

Claire: Doctor House is down there!

House: SEX, SEX, WITH DUCKS, SEx.

THE END

no, I don't think I'll be doing this
 
lol.. I like it!
 
House likes ducks!
 
What Would the Dancing Banana Do?

thats:
WWDBD
 
dancing banana is banned
 
MF random thread generator (works like a mad lib):

NOUN (preferably a person from a UK-only tv show) TRANSITIVE VERB (preferably a slapstick action of some sort) CONJUNCTION (usually "with") NOUN PUNCTUATION

Example:

RICK STEIN RAPED BY APE WEARING A CRISP BAG FOR A CONDOM!
 
I'm trying to break the cylce. :(
 
Shut the door I'm inspecting the pork turtle!
 
You best lock the door Cassie, all sorts of folk are gunna be wanting to look at that.
 
She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him flicking the biscuits.
 
Are you guys freestyling or just making no sense?
 
I like drinks!
 
I see now.
 
Fountain drinks in the UK come without ice IIRC.
 
SORRY WACKY, I'll stop posting nonsense in yer thread.
 
What are Fountain drinks?
 
Kinda like this:

flavfus.JPG
 
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