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I've surpassed insanity

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
And moved on to the next level, which is BAT SHIT CRAZY.

I've entered that hypersensitive state of sleep deprivation, where I begin laughing hysterically at the slightest thing, or tearing up at something that is by no means sentimental.

The other day I resorted to Starbucks and some funky mint mocha thing. Did I mention I don't drink that nasty shit???

*sniffs*

I just want to sleep.

Now back to your regularly scheduled spamming.
 
STARBUCKS IS EVILLLLLLL
 
Hi there. Welcome to Bat Shit Crazy. I've been here awhile and it's not a bad place, largely misunderstood. I'm rather particular to it's booooooooooshahahahahahah phtang phtang OMG WOMBLES OFF THE STARBOARD BOW CAP'N SCRAPE 'EM OFF THE JOKER SMILES AND IT'S A SUNSHINE HAPPY RAINBOW SITTING UNDER A .38 CALIBER CLOUD RAINING LEAD ON THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD IT'S TEN O'CLOCK DO YOU WHERE YOUR CLOCKS ARE I DO TIME IS FLEETING CHASE IT DOWN AND BEAT THE INFORMATION OUT OF IT BEAT BEAT DANCE TO THE BEAT BEAT BEAT YEAH!
 
My body can't handle life.
 
Tis, do you have trouble sleeping, or are you strung out on meth?!!
 
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MY FEET ANT NIGHT DANCE THE DANCE OF SPACE PRECINCT ON HAPPY GAS.
 
ASHES TO ASHES, FUNK TO DORY, WE KNOW CACTUS JACK'S A HUNKY
 
I SPEAK WHALE! BANG BANG!
 
*hands Tis pillzlol*
 
Your quackery knows no bounds, doesn't it?

I admire your attempt to get some of your penis in Tisiphone, tho.
 
The pillz contain no penis!
 
But he definitely wants me to swallow something of his...
 
I would too. Unless you a really a old bald ugly fat guy.
 
I would too. ESPECIALLY if you're really a old bald ugly fat guy.


gaytalk lol.
 
Have I become the TK slut again???
 
PERHAPS!

NOW DANCE!
 
Is Tisi a private dancer? A dancer for money?
 
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