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I've turned heel

Menty first.
 
Who's second?
 
[you].
 
This time I've turned both heel AND gay.
 
THE NUTBUSTER.
 
COMING SOON THE HOT ONE HUNDRED JEDWARDS LIST
 
Eggs and CaptainWacky to get married?
 
We each take the hand of a Jedward.

I want Edward. I think.
 
Everyone always wants Edward. :(

Wait does this mean I have to stop wanking over girls?
 
Not at all. In fact if you get one of the Jedwards I think that means you also get Tara Reid when she's in town. So there's that if you want it.
 
Just put a wig on one.
 
Edward really does seem like the gayer one doesn't he.

I wouldn't mind John, he tends to sit back more and take things in. KNOW WHAT I MEAN EH?
 
With the right lighting...plus she loves to expose her boobies.
 
This is now the Jedward news thread.

>> Biting back <<
Jedward shows his teeth

When doing the promo rounds for
Sharknado 3, Jedward popped in
to the London Live studio for
an interview. Predictably,
mayhem ensued. Somehow either
John or Edward (no-one could
tell the difference) managed
to sneak into the newsroom.

John/Edward was bumbling
around the room, thanking
all the people there for
their hard work and telling
them to 'enjoy London' like
some sort of demented royal.

But when the news editor told
him to get out of his newsroom,
John/Edward did not react well.
He marched out, screaming:
"YOU'RE ALL REPLACEABLE.
YOU'RE ALL REPLACEABLE."
 
Well technically he's/he's right...
 
I feel too tired all the time to have a face/heel alignment OR a sexuality.
 
I like nipples. The hair's a bit much tho.
 
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