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eloisel

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Guys & gals,
I'm not missing you.

Really - is TK all you have to do? I'd love to know what else you do with your time.
 
want a blow by blow bitch?

6:58 I woke...fed the cats. Set up my eBay and mercahnt accounts while making coffee for kate and myself.

7:20, cooked half the cod I bought at PriceChopper yesterday, along with a bag of steamers...cauliflower, carrots and broccoli. I've also discovered V8 juice, which I had a glass of.. Made a pot of French Press, which I shared with Kate. Served breakfast. The new diet mystifies me, so I'm trying some different things. Kate's first appt wasn't until 11, so we had time to discuss my upcoming appt with my dr this afternoon.

8:50: got my first appt, an airport double, picked the first client up at West Branch apts, then shot over to Shaw Hill rd, to pick up the director of the Alvin Ailey Dance Company, who was vacationing in Stowe for the weekend. Brought them both to the airport.

When I got back to town, I dashed up to North Hill Crossing to pick up this rich kid who's mom was masturbating to soap operas. Took him to the car wash.

Then I went to my dr's appt (1:40) where we had the best discussion of how this incredible thing I sussed out saved my fucking life.

After the appt, I picked up dave Hunt, and brought him to the Grey Fox Inn.

Then I went home to walk the dog, because he hadn't had a minute of my time.

Now it's three oclock. There's 5 more hours of this still.

Are you satisfied?
 
You make it up reactively. You twitch. You flop.

You're an untrustworthy liar. When you get caught in it, suddenly you'll be gone, or got some windfall.

You completely fail.

MMK is your dual and doesn't exist.
 
Is the fish and vegetables part of your new diet?

I thought you had your degree in nutrition, personal training or something like that a couple of years ago. Are you driving a cab now?

We've got 100 to 110 degree days forecast for the next week. No rain in sight. Right now I wish I lived somewhere 80 degrees was considered hot. What is it like in your part of the world?

Grey Fox Inn - what a great name. Sounds like something out of a cozy mystery or a romance novel. What does the place look like?

What are you having for dinner? I had an enchirito and a taco. I was going to cook but it is just too hot.

No, Jack, I miss not being on friendly terms with you but you have a mean streak.
 
I am mean to you because of your unbelieveable hostility towards me. Try to accept the tiniest motherfucking shred of your irresponsibility for once.

I'm lost in the woods and almost died. You think I'm looking for sympathy.

Sad.
 
eloisel said:
Guys & gals,
I'm not missing you.

Really - is TK all you have to do? I'd love to know what else you do with your time.
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Today: Job searching, housecleaning, other various errands for my 75 year old mom, ordering chinese food for dinner, catching up on TV shows I have DVR'd.

Tommorrow: More housecleaning, errands for mom, watch some movies on HBO, eat lunch and dinner, wash dishes, Church.

Sunday: Prepare for visit from one of my 4 brothers, his wife and my autistic nephew....dinner...TV, internet, etc.
 
Today: masturbated to pictures of Susan Boyle

played in TKR's arcade.

Tomorrow: scouring the internet for more Eloisel personal Info
 
jack said:
I adored you.
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And, I you - for a very long time. So, can you imagine my dismay when you went crazy on me here?

I wrote:
Originally Posted by eloisel
I don't understand the violent hatred you have towards Starguard. It isn't like anyone is forcing you to engage with him. Right?

Tell you what, I can't stand your boy Riotgear and you can't stand my friend Starguard. Let's both just walk away - you from Starguard, me from 'Gear. You might want to run away from 'Gear too. I just gave him my "Jack owes me 1095 hours of soul kisses" chit and something tells me 'Gear is going to want to collect.
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That was one friend to another. No animosity.

You came back with:
Go fuck yourself
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I love you forever, but just SAY THE FUCKING WORD my darling, and I'll delete you. You have to say it though. My board, my rules.

Starguard is a liar, a thief and worst of all, a shitty troll. If you don't get that, well ignorance really IS bliss innit? You're a busy woman...why spend so much time on someone who doesn't even exist? I don't get it? You and I are real people. He's a fucking dual. And a bad one too.

Put that in your chili and eat it, mdear
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Now, where the fuck were we?
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To which I replied:
Well, mdear -
Delete me from your TKR board.
Don't delete me from your online life.
Your soul kiss debt is still accruing
and some day I intend to collect
when it won't give me mouth rot
I'm a Texan and therefore picky about my chili.
Ruby Red, sanctioned, no filler.
You might have a passion for burning Starguard
but I refuse to muster up anything for 'Gear.
Now, where the fuck were we?
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I thought we were still friends.

And from there on out you went just plain bat shit crazy.
 
Loktar said:
Today: Job searching, housecleaning, other various errands for my 75 year old mom, ordering chinese food for dinner, catching up on TV shows I have DVR'd.

Tommorrow: More housecleaning, errands for mom, watch some movies on HBO, eat lunch and dinner, wash dishes, Church.

Sunday: Prepare for visit from one of my 4 brothers, his wife and my autistic nephew....dinner...TV, internet, etc.
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Hope you had good luck in your job search. Do you do call center work?

Church on Saturday?
 
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