Jack, dearest and nearest to my heart

[OnyxOverdrive]

I predicted the outcome of this 'troll' would be weak, but I never imagined it would be this pitiful


I am disappoint, Gay, very disappoint.

 

[Filthy Whore]

I've had more satisfying shits.

 

[jack]

That was clever.

 

[Mirah]

I am disappointed. But not for reasons you would think.

 

[jack]

Poor Pig Princess.

 

[Mirah]

I am just kidding! I'm not disappointed! why would I be?!

 

[Jibbles]

Kill yourself, Eliosel.

Seriously.

You are awful.

 

[eloisel]

And you say I didn't win.
Where's my freaking toaster?

 

[jack]

I think it's wedged in your ample buttocks.

 

[eloisel]

You would think that. Just because you keep your toaster in your more than ample buttocks does not mean I keep my toaster in my adequate sized butt.
You and I are not the same. Don't ever change. The world needs a guy like you.

 

[jack]

"I know you are but what am I" ??? Really?
Win for me, fail for you :bigass:

 

[jack]

Do have a wonderful day my little Pig Princess. Sorry your masturbation thread didn't work out for you.

Maybe next time?

 

[Mirah]

I am disappointed. But not for reasons you would think.

I am just kidding! I'm not disappointed! why would I be?!

What I meant to say is, "Wow jack el couldn't even not talk to you or about you for the thought of 1 million."

The attention and interaction means too much for her.

Or something along those lines, I was at work and couldn't complete all of my thoughts at once. Anyways, doesn't matter now. Sy Oh Nara!

 

[jack]

well said!

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

P.S. I never said I would write the truth of me and Jack on this site, just that I would write it on my 10th anniversary here.

so where did you write it - in your diary? On the wall? on your butt?

 

[jack]

She tried to write it on her enormous ass but got some of the magic marker smeared on the toaster in the process.

 

[eloisel]

so where did you write it - in your diary? On the wall? on your butt?

Well, if turning around while indoors wasn't like a Greyhound bus trying to do a 180 in a one lane underpass, Jack could show you what is written on his own behind right next to where his toaster got sucked in between his butt cheeks.

Would you like to guess what is written there?

 

[jack]

"Kiss My Fucking Rosy Red Ass, Gay?"

 

[eloisel]

Well, if turning around while indoors wasn't like a Greyhound bus trying to do a 180 in a one lane underpass, Jack could show you what is written on his own behind right next to where his toaster got sucked in between his butt cheeks.

Would you like to guess what is written there?

What I meant to say is, "Wow jack el couldn't even not talk to you or about you for the thought of 1 million."

The attention and interaction means too much for her.

Or something along those lines, I was at work and couldn't complete all of my thoughts at once. Anyways, doesn't matter now. Sy Oh Nara!

Who is you this month/day/week/year?

 

[eloisel]

Why is your ass rosy red? Got a rash? Can't reach around back there?