Jack, dearest and nearest to my heart

OnyxOverdrive

stealth ninja
I predicted the outcome of this 'troll' would be weak, but I never imagined it would be this pitiful


I am disappoint, Gay, very disappoint.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
That was clever.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Poor Pig Princess.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
And you say I didn't win.
Where's my freaking toaster?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I think it's wedged in your ample buttocks.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
You would think that. Just because you keep your toaster in your more than ample buttocks does not mean I keep my toaster in my adequate sized butt.
You and I are not the same. Don't ever change. The world needs a guy like you.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"I know you are but what am I" ??? Really?
Win for me, fail for you :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Do have a wonderful day my little Pig Princess. Sorry your masturbation thread didn't work out for you.

Maybe next time?
 

Mirah

I love you
I am disappointed. But not for reasons you would think.

I am just kidding! I'm not disappointed! why would I be?!

What I meant to say is, "Wow jack el couldn't even not talk to you or about you for the thought of 1 million."

The attention and interaction means too much for her.

Or something along those lines, I was at work and couldn't complete all of my thoughts at once. Anyways, doesn't matter now. Sy Oh Nara!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
well said!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
She tried to write it on her enormous ass but got some of the magic marker smeared on the toaster in the process.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
so where did you write it - in your diary? On the wall? on your butt?

Well, if turning around while indoors wasn't like a Greyhound bus trying to do a 180 in a one lane underpass, Jack could show you what is written on his own behind right next to where his toaster got sucked in between his butt cheeks.

Would you like to guess what is written there?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
"Kiss My Fucking Rosy Red Ass, Gay?"
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Well, if turning around while indoors wasn't like a Greyhound bus trying to do a 180 in a one lane underpass, Jack could show you what is written on his own behind right next to where his toaster got sucked in between his butt cheeks.

Would you like to guess what is written there?

What I meant to say is, "Wow jack el couldn't even not talk to you or about you for the thought of 1 million."

The attention and interaction means too much for her.

Or something along those lines, I was at work and couldn't complete all of my thoughts at once. Anyways, doesn't matter now. Sy Oh Nara!

Who is you this month/day/week/year?
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Why is your ass rosy red? Got a rash? Can't reach around back there?
 
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