Jack fucks small insects...

[headvoid]

I forgot how funny Sarek is...

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

He certainly picks his moments.

 

[Sarek]

She getting married?

No. She just wanted one and my father was going to do it before he died. He built a beautiful one for my mother and I found the plans he used.

 

[Sarek]

I didn't know you were Jewish

I'm not. My dick is bigger than my nose.

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Dershocka]

You mean its supposed to be bigger??

 

[Starship Coyote]

Na. No time. I've been spending my free time building a ceder chest for my daughter.

As a coffin?

 

[Ilyanna]

A father can never be too prepared when it comes to their SIL's.

 

[Starship Coyote]

You never know... there are some crazy mother fuckers on this board.

 

[Ilyanna]

You never know... there are some crazy mother fuckers on this board.

Yeah, no shit. There once was this guy, called himself after some chickflick or something, man, that was one insane mofo.
Good to see you, btw.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Show me your tits.

 

[Ilyanna]

Fuck. I was expecting 'drop your panties', to which I had prepared to reply 'what panties?', but saying 'what tits' just doesn't have the same ring to it, and now I am at a loss for a snappy comeback.

 

[Zimmy]

Larger insects are more erotic.

 

[Farry Lynt]

are you some kind of voyeur?