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Jack - here are my terms - do you accept?

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"jack, did you have for lunch:phpquestion:"
 
Eloisel, I Mirah Love Child I Love Cunt will pay you 1 Million Dollars if you stop posting to jack for one year total in this forum, all of TK as a whole, for 1 year, beginning with today, now.

Do you accept?
Yes. As we approach the end of the first month, have you deposited a 1/12th portion in a secure banking facility in expectation to make a legitimate 1 million dollar payout to me on September 24, 2014? Would be a perfect retirement present.
 
Yes. As we approach the end of the first month, have you deposited a 1/12th portion in a secure banking facility in expectation to make a legitimate 1 million dollar payout to me on September 24, 2014? Would be a perfect retirement present.
Ha! Well it's too bad Mirah gave me her account ages ago! You've been talking to me this whole time and didn't even know it!
-jack
 
WTF JACK?!? You stole my account to trick Eloisel? Jesus Christ! I can't even log back in now. I thought I had changed the password since the last time you borrowed Mirah.
Don't worry El, the money is there. You cannot lose it by trickery. But you should be careful, Onyx is right, it does appear awfully close to posting towards jack.
 
WTF JACK?!? You stole my account to trick Eloisel? Jesus Christ! I can't even log back in now. I thought I had changed the password since the last time you borrowed Mirah.
Don't worry El, the money is there. You cannot lose it by trickery. But you should be careful, Onyx is right, it does appear awfully close to posting towards jack.

Turnabout is fair play, after all.
 
WTF JACK?!? You stole my account to trick Eloisel? Jesus Christ! I can't even log back in now. I thought I had changed the password since the last time you borrowed Mirah.
Don't worry El, the money is there. You cannot lose it by trickery. But you should be careful, Onyx is right, it does appear awfully close to posting towards jack.
Awesome! A million dollars in the bank would make my retirement fund manager super happy with me. He wasn't too happy when I told him my plan to spend up my savings on fun now before the IRS could figure out more ways to take my hard earned money.

Also, MK said she would go with me to Seattle in April to see the Tulip and Daffodil Festivals and the Moisture Festival. She will go with me to that rain forest near there too.
The new paralegal seems to be working out fine so I'm putting in my vacation requests for next year this week so they have to let me go no matter what comes up. :)
One of my Buddhist nun friends just moved back to Seattle so it will be a big fun vacation!

Ok - I really did like MK's reaction to me going to the Moisture Festival and then her finding out it is a burlesque show. ha, ha, ha. It is nice to know mom can still surprise the old kids.
 
Retirement?! Don't forget the state of Washington will only allow you to receive these payments in increments.....so I wouldn't plan on too much too soon.

I would love to meet MK along with you next year! Yippeeeeee!!!!!!!
 
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