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Jack~ is Bogner

Stuart said:
Where the hell do you get the idea that I like Bogner? The only decent thing that finger sniffing little turd has going for him, is the fact that he has a hot mother.
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it's complicated to follow this soap opera of socks and duals.


i'll just assume that everyone hates everyone else...

btw, what was hellmans 'official' explanation for buying a load of little girl shoes?
 
Panda said:
btw, what was hellmans 'official' explanation for buying a load of little girl shoes?
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That his "wife" was buying them for herself and she just happens to have "little girl size 2" feet, and is given to buying shiny little fetishistic Mary Janes, because that's "her style". You should see them. It's totally disgusting.

It would be funny, except for how he uses his wife as a shield. He's kind of a pussy to use his wife to stick up for himself, wouldn't you say?
 
It's totally awesome. Nyholm stalked Wisdom/Bogner and found his unlisted phone number. When he called to chat, his fucking MOTHER answered! OMFG

Anyway Wisdom went ballistic and melted down on both boards. He's got hellman convinced that I'm the one that called his mom, and he's been over here chanting his "you're going to jail when the cops come" mantra.

Do I win an award for this level of trolling?
 
jack said:
It's totally awesome. Nyholm stalked Bogner and found his unlisted phone number. When he called to chat, his fucking MOTHER answered! OMFG
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AAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
Anyway Wisdom went ballistic and melted down on both boards. He's got hellman convinced that I'm the one that called his mom, and he's been over here chanting his "you're going to jail when the cops come" mantra.
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Nyholm = Hellman? Could you clarify? Did you mean to say that he thinks YOU called his mom?


Do I win an award for this level of trolling?
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It's good trolling but I think a lot rests with your dancers. If you get the award I think you should dedicate it to Jesus, and to them.

:yoohoo:
 
Nyholm is not Hellman at Comicon. Hellman is "dirty danny" and "stuart's Pa" among others currently posting there. Hellman thinks (insists) I am Nyholm, the one that just got banned at Comicon.

hellman posts here as geedis, Kim Nyholm and jack~

Fucking total sociopath.
 
Panda said:
it's complicated to follow this soap opera of socks and duals.


i'll just assume that everyone hates everyone else...
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That would be a safer bet.
 
Kim Nyholm's real name is Alex Buchet. he lives in France somewhere and is some sort of book translator. supposedly he trolled Tony Millionaire (this failed alcoholic cartoonist) into thinking it was his fault we had suspended diplomatic relations with Libya.

I'm serious.
 
Is this the commie troll to end all commie trolls? Will the jackdancers go out with a bang? (Preferrably a self-inflicted gunshot, or dying at the hands of an overzealous policeman.)

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jack said:
Nyholm is not Hellman at Comicon. Hellman is "dirty danny" and "stuart's Pa" among others currently posting there. Hellman thinks (insists) I am Nyholm, the one that just got banned at Comicon.

hellman posts here as geedis, Kim Nyholm and jack~

Fucking total sociopath.
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MC Vapnoopner
 
jack said:
supposedly he trolled Tony Millionaire (this failed alcoholic cartoonist) into thinking it was his fault we had suspended diplomatic relations with Libya.

I'm serious.
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:huh:
 
jack said:
Nyholm is not Hellman at Comicon. Hellman is "dirty danny" and "stuart's Pa" among others currently posting there. Hellman thinks (insists) I am Nyholm, the one that just got banned at Comicon.

hellman posts here as geedis, Kim Nyholm and jack~

Fucking total sociopath.
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I think Hellman has secretly known for a long time that you aren't nyholm, but is too cowardly to admit it
 
And yes, both Wisdom, and Hellman insist that I am Kim Nyholm, that I called (and harassed) Bogner's mom, and that the cops are going to be visiting me over it "very soon".

I think the truth is that Hellmans wife wont' play the police/jail game with him any more. Hellman likes to fantasize that he's in jail when he's doing his glory hole rotation, that way when he's being DP'd he can pretend he's dropped the soap.
 
Stuart said:
MC Vapnoopner
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Oh right I forgot that one. there's a couple of others that hellman used to get me banned from comicon back when TK first invaded too :)
 
jack said:
Oh right I forgot that one. there's a couple of others that hellman used to get me banned from comicon back when TK first invaded too :)
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How do you figure Danny got you banned?!

That’s a new one…
 
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