jack is.........

[jack]

You made a reference to me "hiding my feelings, my pain".

 

[The Carver]

My cause is alleviate hidden pain, will you let me help you Jack?

 

[jack]

I have to go find some size two patent leathers for Hellman's "wife". Fucking Christmas.

 

[The Carver]

You are scared, but that is ok. As long as you don't fight me as I try to help you.

 

[eloisel]

Carver, I know this is Troll Kingdom and all that, but is your creepiness an act or are you for real?

 

[jack]

WHEEZIE I was just about to COME!! GODAMMIT!!!

 

[The Carver]

Carver, I know this is Troll Kingdom and all that, but is your creepiness an act or are you for real?

I fake nothing. I have come to terms with who and what I am.

 

[Dual]

Carver, I know this is Troll Kingdom and all that, but is your creepiness an act or are you for real?

It's an act.

 

[eloisel]

Hey - it was time for that bubble bath and you were getting wrapped up in the unisex thing with the knife.

 

[The Carver]

It's an act.

You should not be so sure of yourself. People have gotten cocky with me before, but they did not live to tell the tale.

 

[jack]

Mornin Dual, how do you like your coffee?

 

[eloisel]

It's an act.

Good. I was thinking I might need to make a first strike to save TKers.

 

[The Carver]

I leave you now. Do not fear, I will be back to alleviate your pain soon enough. Until then, I have a beautiful blonde who begs to be pain free.

 

[eloisel]

hmmm... this one might be more appropriate

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I fake nothing. I have come to terms with who and what I am.

Congratulations...you're a creepy old gnome.

 

[MamaKitty]

I fake nothing. I have come to terms with who and what I am.

Which is a fictional Person off of Nip/Tuck!

 

[The Carver]

How is your face Ms. McGraw? It is a shame that it had to happen. There was no other way to prove that Christian wasn't me. You should have left it the way it was. You were so much more beautiful that way.

If I was fiction, why would I have my own blog?
http://myspace.com/thecarver

 

[Friday]

This is the first dual that has genuinely creeped me out.

Seriously....

 

[jack]

I've never seen that show, so I was clueless. Now I get it.

 

[Geedis,]

I've never seen that show, so I was clueless.

Deny, deny, deny.