Jack, I've made a decision

[eloisel]

Jack, I don't like you very much anymore.

If I liked you any less, you'd be the stain beneath the stain on a very dirty toilet bowl.

In fact, I like Gear better than you now.

It won't do you any good to cry about it. Decision is made.

 

[jack]

What decision is that?

 

['Gear]

Jack, I don't like you very much anymore.

If I liked you any less, you'd be the stain beneath the stain on a very dirty toilet bowl.

In fact, I like Gear better than you now.

It won't do you any good to cry about it. Decision is made.

Suck my dick.

 

[eloisel]

Suck my dick.

I've heard Jack is a professional at that.

 

['Gear]

Really? From who?

 

[eloisel]

What decision is that?

Appears Gear has requests for you already, now that you are lower than he in the pecking order.

Will you consider it an improvement over the ass kissing you've been giving him for years now? Or just the natural progression of your relationship?

 

['Gear]

You fucked up when you called him gnome (sort of).

Just so you know.

 

[eloisel]

Really? From who?

From some who have one. I don't so I can't speak from personal experience.

 

[eloisel]

You fucked up when you called him gnome (sort of).

Just so you know.

When did I call him gnome?

 

['Gear]

From some who have one.

Who?

 

[eloisel]

I saw what you did up there.

So far as who, about 90% of the male posters on the internet.

 

['Gear]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Reduced to gay lames.

 

[eloisel]

You would know more about that than I would.
Your little Freudian slip up there, you know.

When did I call Jack a gnome?

 

['Gear]

IKYABWAI

Really?

Lol you're slipping there ya' 'pro'.

 

[eloisel]

Calling Jack a gnome is something the male posters on this board call Jack.

I don't care that Jack is short. I also don't care if he is bald or mostly bald. I don't care if he is a short, balding guy with a big belly.

So, you are, as you've always been, full of it. You are slipping back underneath the stain upon the stain.

 

[eloisel]

I've changed my mind.

I like Jack better than Gear. Granted, not by much. But, nevertheless, detente over.

 

[jack]

I'm pretty sure no one cares who you like or in what order, fake E. I know I don't.

But again, thanks for pointing out you aren't the real one.

Be seeing you around.

 

[eloisel]

Oh my, you think this thread was about you.

 

['Gear]

Calling Jack a gnome is something the male posters on this board call Jack.

I don't care that Jack is short. I also don't care if he is bald or mostly bald. I don't care if he is a short, balding guy with a big belly.

So, you are, as you've always been, full of it. You are slipping back underneath the stain upon the stain.

Oh I saw it alright. You think you're slick but you aren't. Pride commeth.

Wanna pony up take a guess as to what I'm referring to?

Betcha wont.

Lol

 

[eloisel]

Obviously I'd have to do some backtracking and research to figure out what you're talking about. What's in it for me? As I've mentioned before, I don't care if Jack resembles a gnome, if he does. I happen to like gnomes, so it would be a plus in his column.