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Jack P Shepherd

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Another soap actor. I don't think they usally make great housemates (unless they're old divas.)
 
He's self-aware enough to predict he'll be an early eviction, so points for that lol.
 
During his relationship with Shippey, Shepherd fathered a son with Sammy Milewski following a one-night stand.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_P._Shepherd#cite_note-9"><span>[</span>9<span>]</span></a> He initially denied paternity of the child; however, after DNA test proved he was the father, Shepherd began paying child support for his son (born 2011), who has alternating hemiplegia of childhood (AHC).<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_P._Shepherd#cite_note-10"><span>[</span>10<span>]</span></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_P._Shepherd#cite_note-11"><span>[</span>11<span>]</span></a> Shepherd has never made contact with his illegitimate son, and when asked, tends to say he only has two children, those he has with Shippey

WIKIPEDIA GOSSIP
 
So he's like Elon Musk.
 
Nominates Danny over a fart.
 
I hope he goes instead of Michael, at least Michael provides entertainment despite himself. Jack is just a weasel.
 
He seems very unpopular.
 
He looks a bit weasely at times.
 
Sometimes when he sits back on the couch, he accidentally lets his combover fall back and we see the full expanse of his forehead. Tee hee.
 
Yeah at that point maybe consider shaving your head.
 
He had one good line just now, after Chesney's airplane-near-crash story:

Daley: "Imagine if the plane hadn't landed, you wouldn't be here right now."
Jack: "Yeah. Jason Donovan would be here instead."
 
He should have said someone less famous than Chesney, really, but he probably couldn't think of anyone.
 
People think Gerardo's real name is Rico Suave. It's tough to recall off the fly.

Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray already did American Celeb BB a few years ago.
 
Winner! :bigass:
 
Why don't we have the bigass smiley anymore.
 
I keep meaning to ask Seph...

Boring winner voted by the racist sexist homophobic Great British Viewing Public. Oh well.
 
Maybe now William Roach will learn his name.
 
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