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Jack won't be posting here anymore for the forseeable future.

Jack's Wife

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He's "indisposed".
 
You mean the Feds finally caught him?
 
No, his dick got caught in someone's pencil neck.
 
Hi Mrs. Jack. Nice to meet you.
 
Uh huh.
 
If you really ARE Mrs.Venooker, then what's your first name?
 
Cunt Lips Vernooker
 
How many TKer's spouses have posted on TK? So far I count Cranky Bastard and Miss Tanner. Are there any others?
 
Yeah, we do things together....

At TV, we were the only ones.
 
I honestly think you're our first married couple... Well, there was Bloodrayne and Calli. But they weren't married.
 
Oh, and for the new folk, Bloodrayne is now Fundamentalism.
 
Us? In 6 years?

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Not many married people do things together.
 
Conchaga said:
How many TKer's spouses have posted on TK? So far I count Cranky Bastard and Miss Tanner. Are there any others?

CU's missus, Blondie.
 
^Are you sure?
 
Was it a Dateline dragnet, or did he just run out of Kif?
 
Jack sure does like his strawberries! But I am sure you already know that Mrs. Jack.
 
Hello, Mrs. Jack. Please let him come out and play once in awhile. Thank you very much. E.
 
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