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Jack, you made Henoch cry again.....

Sarek said:
Barely gay?
Yes, except when i fuck yer wife, her pussy accepts my MASSIVE penis as PLEASURE! Not to be mistaken for her typical girlish giggles of "oh, is it in all the way?? when you fiddle with her in that area". Yes, that is GAY imo.
 
Henoch said:
Yes, except when i fuck yer wife, her pussy accepts my MASSIVE penis as PLEASURE! Not to be mistaken for her typical girlish giggles of "oh, is it in all the way?? when you fiddle with her in that area". Yes, that is GAY imo.

Gurk did the "your wife" stuff last night.

It was funnier because he's creative.
 
Sarek said:
Barely gay?

Isn't that like "kinda pregnant'?
"Mom... Dad... I'm, um... kinda pregnant," Kate said nervously.
Her parents didn't say anything for a moment, her dad's neck vein pulsing dangerously.
"Kate," her mom said before her dad could explode, "what do you mean, 'kinda pregnant'?"
"She means she'd been knocked up by her no-good boyfriend!" her dad roared.
"N-no...!" Kate stammered. "It's not like that at all!"
"No?! Then how is it!"
"Well," Kate began, wringing her wrists, "Henny's gay. I'm only expecting a foot."
 
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