Jack

[CaptainWacky]

I WONDER WHAT HE SEES IN MILLIONAIRE JADE GOODY LOL

 

[whisky]

Out on wednesday

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hopefully.

 

[Grammour Boy]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ignoring the pic above, I think he's quite cute. I love how this thread is almost a month old and it's had about as many sentences as have come out of Jack's mouth in the same space of time.

I'd like him more if, when he said something, it wasn't something stupid like "that woman is a dickhead" or "what's 'unpleasant' mean".

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's "what" mean?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*unintelligible slobbering sounds*

 

[CaptainWacky]

get out of it!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*spunks on a leg of lamb*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sezer's palace, yeah?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sezer raped me using Imogen, or some other wooden implement.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IMOGEN WAS A LOVELY LASS

 

[Fuddlemiff]

THAT'S RIGHT SHE WAS A LOVELY ASS

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You can just make out Pete's head over Imogen's left shoulder. No wonder she's got such a smile on her face.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because he's such a lovable cheeky chappy?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

AND HIS WANG'S UP HER HOO HAA

 

[CaptainWacky]

Came sixth.