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Atlas_Collins said:
Yes, sometimes I put them next to her.

Does your wife keep yours in a jar in her nightstand?
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Does my wife keep what in a jar in her nightstand? Try and type everything that's in your head, I can't make out your sentences if you keep missing out words.

Do you seriously work for a Magazine?
 
Try to keep up, Raffles. Focus like a lasar beam. We were talking about my testicles. You made a half-hearted and lame attempt to infer that my testicles were only large "Next to that large american lump you call a wife?". I came back with "Does your wife keep yours in a jar in her nightstand?" I suppose I could have put an apostrophe after the "yours" to indicate the possessive, but this is after all only a message board, and you are purported to be amongst the sharper denizens of this place ... or is that rumor baseless?
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Try to keep up, Raffles. Focus like a lasar beam. We were talking about my testicles. You made a half-hearted and lame attempt to infer that my testicles were only large "Next to that large american lump you call a wife?". I came back with "Does your wife keep yours in a jar in her nightstand?" I suppose I could have put an apostrophe after the "yours" to indicate the possessive, but this is after all only a message board, and you are purported to be amongst the sharper denizens of this place ... or is that rumor baseless?
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Bleeding hearts of the World unite. What's this? Are you actually trying to get sympathy from me? Boo-fucking-hoo, Lord Raffles spoiled my joke. Tough, it was spiteful and I knew what I was doing, the same as you knew what the role meant when you put on the uniform.

Make the bad man stop?

Don't bother my threads in future non-entity. I would say mediocrity, but I grow tired of typing it.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Try to keep up, Raffles. Focus like a lasar beam. We were talking about my testicles. You made a half-hearted and lame attempt to infer that my testicles were only large "Next to that large american lump you call a wife?". I came back with "Does your wife keep yours in a jar in her nightstand?" I suppose I could have put an apostrophe after the "yours" to indicate the possessive, but this is after all only a message board, and you are purported to be amongst the sharper denizens of this place ... or is that rumor baseless?
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LOL!
 
Lord Raffles said:
Bleeding hearts of the World unite. What's this? Are you actually trying to get sympathy from me? Boo-fucking-hoo, Lord Raffles spoiled my joke. Tough, it was spiteful and I knew what I was doing, the same as you knew what the role meant when you put on the uniform.

Make the bad man stop?

Don't bother my threads in future non-entity. I would say mediocrity, but I grow tired of typing it.
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This post is whack.

Someone's got sand in his vagina! So you aren't one of the more clever ones then, are you? It's just a "role" you play to keep your head above the "LOL OMG Pwn3d 8 1 U2's" that pass for wit around here.

Now, what color are your threads again?
 
Atlas_Collins said:
This post is whack.

Someone's got sand in his vagina! So you aren't one of the more clever ones then, are you? It's just a "role" you play to keep your head above the "LOL OMG Pwn3d 8 1 U2's" that pass for wit around here.

Now, what color are your threads again?
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hahaThouPWNED.jpg
 
Atlas_Collins said:
This post is whack.

Someone's got sand in his vagina! So you aren't one of the more clever ones then, are you? It's just a "role" you play to keep your head above the "LOL OMG Pwn3d 8 1 U2's" that pass for wit around here.

Now, what color are your threads again?
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If you are intimidated by articulation then perhaps it is high time you expanded your vocabulary. It's never too late to learn, even for a middle-aged fart that spends all day in the office avoiding work.

Only joking! Ha ha, now that was a proper joke, far beyond fart and gay jokes. Look at you; you couldn’t write a post worth reading even if you got me to write it for you.
 
Lord Raffles said:
If you are intimidated by articulation then perhaps it is high time you expanded your vocabulary. It's never too late to learn, even for a middle-aged fart that spends all day in the office avoiding work.

Only joking! Ha ha, now that was a proper joke, far beyond fart and gay jokes. Look at you; you couldn’t write a post worth reading even if you got me to write it for you.
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Your boyfriend has taught you well.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Someone's got sand in his vagina! So you aren't one of the more clever ones then, are you? It's just a "role" you play to keep your head above the "LOL OMG Pwn3d 8 1 U2's" that pass for wit around here.
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What's ironic is that we've seen most of that from your group, Gurk.
 
Imagine....duals of duals :)

Anyway Raff, you should talk about "older" trolls. You got bit by one of the original ones with that pic trap.

Same one that bad dog keeps stepping in. Capiche? If your half as smart as you appear, you'll back the fuck off.

Or not, I mean you're just as much fun to dabble with as not, especially after the way I just saw you get seriously bitch slapped by Ultros.

That was fun for me, you know.
 
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