CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Hello I'm James Cat!" said James Cat to the studio audience. They applauded. "And this is my new chat show, or should I say CAT show, the James Cat Chat Show, miaow!"
"It's the James Cat Chat Show, you chat and then you go, James Cat is your host, and he ain't scared of no ghost!" sang a mermaid.
"And now introducing my first guest...HITLER!"
The audience cheered as Hitler walked into the set, waving to the people.
"Hitler old buddy, great to have you here!" said James Cat.
"I AM HERE TO KILL YOUR WIFE!" said Hitler. Everyone laughed.
"You can't do that, I'm afraid," said James Cat in a serious voice. Everyone hushed.
"Oh? Why not?" asked Hitler, growing angry.
"...SHE DIED OF AIDS THIS MORNING!" said Cat. The audience cheered. Hitler laughed.
"Oh James Cat you are such a kidder!" said Hitler.
"But don't worry Adolf, I do have someone here you can kill...it's Emma Watson from the Harry Potter movies!"
The audience applauded as Emma Watson was dragged onto stage in a cage, two trolls guarding her.
"Oh God, what's going on here!? Who are you people, why have you taken me here!?" asked Watson, crying.
"Well Emma, this is the James Cat show, the hottest show in town, and we're here to watch our friend Adolf Hitler murder you!"
Applause.
"Can I rape her first?" asked Hitler, licking his lips. The audience laughed.
"Sure, it is a sweeps week after all!" said Cat. "But before you violate and end the life of this sweet 16 year old girl, I have to introduce tonight's musical guest...LuLu!"
LuLu came out onto the stage to more applause.
"Lulu, please, help me!" shouted a frantic Emma Watson.
"But I want to watch you being raped and murdered!" said a confused Lulu. The audience cheered.
"We'll be back after this break!" said James Cat. "Quick, someone hold Hitler back, he's got his dick out!"
"I want her now, NOW! HITLER NO WAIT FOR COMMERCIALS TO END!" said Hitler, trying to claw his way into the cage. The audience laughed.
"He's nuts!" said James Cat.
"It's the James Cat Chat Show, you chat and then you go, James Cat is your host, and he ain't scared of no ghost!" sang a mermaid.
"And now introducing my first guest...HITLER!"
The audience cheered as Hitler walked into the set, waving to the people.
"Hitler old buddy, great to have you here!" said James Cat.
"I AM HERE TO KILL YOUR WIFE!" said Hitler. Everyone laughed.
"You can't do that, I'm afraid," said James Cat in a serious voice. Everyone hushed.
"Oh? Why not?" asked Hitler, growing angry.
"...SHE DIED OF AIDS THIS MORNING!" said Cat. The audience cheered. Hitler laughed.
"Oh James Cat you are such a kidder!" said Hitler.
"But don't worry Adolf, I do have someone here you can kill...it's Emma Watson from the Harry Potter movies!"
The audience applauded as Emma Watson was dragged onto stage in a cage, two trolls guarding her.
"Oh God, what's going on here!? Who are you people, why have you taken me here!?" asked Watson, crying.
"Well Emma, this is the James Cat show, the hottest show in town, and we're here to watch our friend Adolf Hitler murder you!"
Applause.
"Can I rape her first?" asked Hitler, licking his lips. The audience laughed.
"Sure, it is a sweeps week after all!" said Cat. "But before you violate and end the life of this sweet 16 year old girl, I have to introduce tonight's musical guest...LuLu!"
LuLu came out onto the stage to more applause.
"Lulu, please, help me!" shouted a frantic Emma Watson.
"But I want to watch you being raped and murdered!" said a confused Lulu. The audience cheered.
"We'll be back after this break!" said James Cat. "Quick, someone hold Hitler back, he's got his dick out!"
"I want her now, NOW! HITLER NO WAIT FOR COMMERCIALS TO END!" said Hitler, trying to claw his way into the cage. The audience laughed.
"He's nuts!" said James Cat.
