CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Benny Stutter, James Cat's assistant, walked out onto the set the next day.
"Hello, James Cat fans!" said Benny. The audeince cheered.
"Now I know you all came here to see James Cat, didn't you?" More cheers!
"Well it is my sad duty to inform you that James Cat was found DEAD this morning!" The audience gasped.
"DEAD excited about presenting this show in front of you people!" The audience laughed and cheered.
"Then he got stabbed through the heart by a gyspy." Silence. "Seriously, he's dead. Go home, there's nothing to see here. BYE!"
"Hello, James Cat fans!" said Benny. The audeince cheered.
"Now I know you all came here to see James Cat, didn't you?" More cheers!
"Well it is my sad duty to inform you that James Cat was found DEAD this morning!" The audience gasped.
"DEAD excited about presenting this show in front of you people!" The audience laughed and cheered.
"Then he got stabbed through the heart by a gyspy." Silence. "Seriously, he's dead. Go home, there's nothing to see here. BYE!"
