James Corden Must Be Stopped.

Gagh

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You don't pick fights with the Captain of the Enterprise, prick.

James Corden and Sir Patrick Stewart shocked onlookers at an awards ceremony when the pair became involved in a verbal tussle.

Gavin and Stacey star Corden was hosting the Glamour Women of the Year event in front of an audience of showbiz names like Cheryl Cole, Billie Piper, Christine Bleakley and Lily Allen when the spat took place.

Theatre veteran and Star Trek actor Sir Patrick had got up on stage to present a gong for Film Actress of the Year when he criticised Corden for the way he hosted parts of the evening.

He told the comedy star not to stand at the back with his hands in his pocket looking like he would rather be somewhere else when recipients got up to collect their gongs. If he was joking, it appeared to fall flat with Corden, and things got worse when Sir Patrick told the portly comic: "From where I was sitting, I could see your belly."

Corden told the actor to get on with presenting the award, and started to look at his watch. He then countered: "You could see my belly. I can see you dying right now." As the tension mounted, Sir Patrick retaliated: "Do you want one more? If you fancy one of the Jonas Brothers, cover your belly."

Corden had earlier joked about fancying heart-throb Nick Jonas, who presented an award to Florence and the Machine. After telling Sir Patrick to get on with it, the thespian presented the gong to Avatar star Zoe Saldana, who said: "I like your belly but I'd like to see Sir Patrick Stewart dying on stage any day."

Corden then said: "I feel bad for people who haven't seen my belly." To huge applause he then lifted his T-shirt and showed off his tummy. "OK can we get a taxi really quickly please. There's an old man going home," he said of Sir Patrick.

The spat shocked the audience with Nowhere Boy actor Aaron Johnson remarking: "I love your belly. That was intense. I didn't know where to look." Singer Duffy remarked on stage: "James is doing a wonderful job. Highly entertaining."

Corden said later: "I sound like my mum. I wasn't angry. I found it quite disappointing. You should ask him about it but I'm certain he's left." Corden had made several of the celebrities presenting awards and receiving gongs the butt of his jokes at the central London bash.

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whisky

Boobie inspector
Hmm, knighted repsected actor, 30 years in showbis, versus overexposed, talentless, flavour of the month twat, who has failed at everything appart from a show that other people made popular.

Well I guess time will tell, if Corden is still popular in 30 years, then I guess I'll have been wrong, hell if hes still popular in 30 months I'll be very surprised.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
The resistance begins here.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The fact that Duffy defended Corden SAYS IT ALL.
 

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
OH you brits and your award shows pale in comparison to Americ....



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Gagh

Χριστόφορος
It was too early to have Youtube clips when I looked this morning.

He's a complete fucking prick. Admittedly the good Knight didn't exactly make it easier, but he's still a cocksmith.
 

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
Well, Sir Stewart is going to be at the Philly Comic Con on Sunday. If I manage to get the chance, should I ask him about it, or should I just shout, "JAMES CORDEN IS A CUNT LONG LIVE SIR PATRICK!"
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
True, Sir Patrick did go on a bit (and what's with his American accent now?), but he's allowed to. He's earnt it. Now, where can I send my Patrick Stewart fan mail?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
he's fat.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I think Sir Patrick was probably venting some plasma over the fact that he was stuck presenting at such a dog & pony awards show in the first place. It's like winning the Oscar and then judging a county fair's Best Tomato show a week later.

Best Actress: Zoe Saldana? Is Glamour a women's magazine solely subscribed to by Comic Book Guy?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
SHE WAS GREAT AS THAT BIG BLUE CAT
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Next time Sir Patrick should stab him in his big fat gut.
 

WillsZenith

a treat for missmanners
james corden biggest fucking twat on tv right now, and he also seems to think he is intimately involved with the england footie team, he's a fat cunt, piggy faced tossbag...
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
And even more annoying he's about to get a number fucking 1 single. GRARGH.
 

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
and here was I expecting a rabid defence of one of the most aspiring and interesting UK comics. He is truly a giant amongst men.

Shame on you MF.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
YEAH, A GIANT CUNT.
 
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