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Jammer takes six months to write each BSG review

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Apparently.
 
Maybe hes actually writing with Jam, and Neroon keeps licking the page
 
I thought you meant the character Jammer from BSG. This is a slowcoach TrekBBSer?
 
I've never really seen the point of reading long arse reviews of episodes that were on months ago. Almost the entire essay consists of a running commentary of the plot anyway.

The user comments are equally pointless. "I personally would give Razor a 3.5/4 rating." 4?
 
We should spam the comments.

BSGLOVER218: THIS REVIEW CURED MY AIDS!

ADAMAISMYHOMEBOY: After reading this review my penis spontaneously erupted!

ATHENAISAGODDESS428: I can't believe you wrote this entire review without mentioning how perfect Grace Park is. DIE IN A FIRE YOU BASTARD.
 
COLONIALTRUTHER: THE CYLONS DID 9/11 JUST LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE
 
I thought everyone knew and loved Jammer. :(
 
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