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January 3

WHAT FUCKING TIME OF THE FUCKING DAY, YOU IGNORANT ######!
 
Nah, I want BLACKFOOT to pick the place.
 
And if he doesn't, then he'll forever be known as a total Pussy Pillow-fists too chickenshit to even half-attempt to cash the checks his trashtalking mouth is writing.
 
I will raise up an army of stray dogs to come along and piss on 'm.
 
Blehkkfut thought Conchaga is a female, and thats why he agreed to fight him. lololololol
 
It keeps getting funnier, the more and more you look at it.
 
He'll bottle it too. We all know he will!
 
I don't. I'm also kinda sure I don't care enough to try and make fun of him on a semi-anonymous message board for those preferences.
 
hai Conchaga!
 
Hey, what happened to the turds on my pic?
 
Everyone poops, you know.
 
Elrod said:
We all know about your preferences.
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Yeah, I usually get plastic bags instead of paper, since their easier to carry. I DO try to re-use them at home though.

You think I should get some of those reusable cloth grocery bags?

I'm sure that's the best option for the environment...
 
The Dork Lord said:
Yeah, I usually get plastic bags instead of paper, since their easier to carry. I DO try to re-use them at home though.

You think I should get some of those reusable cloth grocery bags?

I'm sure that's the best option for the environment...
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You could just stuff everything in your pants.
 
What am I?

A shoplifter?
 
The Dork Lord said:
What am I?

A shoplifter?
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After you pay. The cashier asks you "Paper or plastic?" And you just shake your head and say "pants." Then you drop trou, stuff everything in and try to zip back up.
 
There's no room for groceries in my pantz due to the ENORMOUS SIZE OF MY JOHNSON!

Or something.
 
The Dork Lord said:
There's no room for groceries in my pantz due to the ENORMOUS SIZE OF MY JOHNSON!

Or something.
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You mean the strap on? You can just leave that at home, can't you?
 
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