Japanese invent dream recorder

[CaptainWacky]

Well, they're getting there anyway.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081211/sc_afp/sciencejapanbrainoffbeat_081211052641

 

[Gagh]

So they can rcord BLACK DEATH PAIN AND MURDER?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This will immediately be snapped up by intelligence services and we'll never see it again!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAN A SOUL BE RECORDED?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

The Japanese also inventeed the best invention ever: BIKINI JEANS!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bring on the wall!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Let's hope the British version of bikini jeans isn't fronted by Dale Winton as well.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

The problem with bikini jeans is that, in stark contrast to Japanese women who are almost always slim, the "average" American woman is a size 14, which translates into much grossness when wearing such revealing clothing. And you just KNOW some chunky chick would wear that to a club, her muffin-top and love handles on display for all to see.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can't we just wipe out white women and be done with it?