JASMINE WASN'T EVIl, SHE JUST WANTED WORLD PEACE

[CaptainWacky]

And a big statue.

 

[RobL]

And a few less maggots in her face.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WAS VERY JUDGEMENTAL OF THE "FANG GANG" TO DECIDE SHE WAS EVIL JUST BECAUSE OF THE MAGGOTS.

 

[RobL]

I concur.

They should be ashamed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Cordy was in a coma for like five episodes and Connor and Angel kept throwing her around and taking her to the mall and stuff?

 

[RobL]

OMG! That was funny.

I wonder if they bought her a nice dress, then took it off her comatose body?

 

[CaptainWacky]

And SOMEONE must have been changing her panties all those months she was in bed...if she was even wearing any!

 

[RobL]

My vote is for not.

But if she did, it would definitely be a thong.

 

[CaptainWacky]

People always ask why Cordy disappear for three or four eps in season three. I say it was to get HUGE BREAST IMPLANTS.

 

[Gagh]

Maybe she was sucking Joss Whedon off?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES she sucked him off for weeks then stuffed all his cum into her tits to make them bigger, good call.

 

[Gagh]

Maybe she sucked his cock so hard, that his entire body was pulled through his urethra popping him inside out via his cock?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That would explain the decline in quality of Buffy seasons 6 and 7!

 

[Gagh]

Joss kept getting the scripts covered in intestines lol!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AEX.

 

[Gagh]

Jasmine just waanted to be a jive sista, then that bastard Kurt 'Angelus' Angle punched a hole in her head.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Connor, actually. FROM NEIGHBOURS LOL HE LOVES LOU.