Jason Vigo, Son of Picard

[Yub]

NO. BUT I DUN CARE. NOES I DON"T SIR.


Vigo the Carpathian would have been better for Bok's plan.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Vigo from Ghostbusters looks like Captain Picard's zany Uncle who visits the Enterprise and causes havok when he convinces Commander Riker to steal a baby (MOLLY O'BRIAN??) so that Vigo may live.

Also they defeat him by being happy or some shit.

 

[Gagh]

I know! They all do the SUPER MARIO DANCE until his feet explode, then Worf does some fly body popping as the end credits roll.

 

[The Tomtrek]

And then Data cries becuase he has no emotion and so cannot help with the being happy.


BUT WHY DOES HE CRY IF HE HAS NO EMOTION?????

 

[Gagh]

It's that silly chap Wesley squirting LIQUID NITROGEN in his eyes because Guinan put Ecstasy in the Synthehol!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Worf: "Metal feet have NO honour, THAT is our greatest advantage!"

Picard: "So we're fucked, then?"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bok later went on to kill Picard's brother and nephew by starting a fire but never took the credit.

 

[whisky]

I thought Bruce Willis killed the bad guy from ghostbustets two, taunting him with "You should have heard your brother scream when I broke his fucking neck"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL DANCE DANCE GENERATIONS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:shock:

 

[Uranium 4]

LOL DANCE DANCE GENERATIONS

Would Generations have been better if was like a Strictly Come Dancing celeb spectacular?

Just imagine. Lursa does a waltz with Picard. Soran, Kirk, Crusher & Worf all hold their little placards up to mark it out of ten.

 

[whisky]

I dont think Worf would hold up a little placard unless it was made of metal and had razor sharp edges.

 

[Cassie]

Well, he'd do it, but he'd sigh a lot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He smashed up Geordi's lute.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least he didn't eat Keiko's baby after delivering it.