JEREMY PAXMAN WILL HUNT MICHAELA STRACHAN TO PING HER BRA-STRAP

[Ishcabittle]

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAPTAIN HOOK DIND'T REALLY HAVE A HOOK HAND, HE JUST HELD A HOOK OVER HIS REAL HAND TO FOOL CROCODILES

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO DUSTIN HOFFMAN CHOPPED HIS OWN HAND OFF HE TOLD JAMES LIPTON AS SUCH AS JAMES SAID HO HO HO HO HO DUSTIN, YOU ARE THE SQUEAKY JEW VOICE OF AN ACTING GENERATION

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN HE SAID "MEET THE FOCKERS WAS GREAT, WASN'T IT?" AND JOHN MCENROE SAID "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!" AND GAVE HIM A TOMSTONE PILDRIVER RIGHT ONTO A BOWL OF JELLY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CALL PATRICK SWAYZE AND TELL THE SPOON TO DUMP THE DISH AND COME RIGHT OVER

 

[CaptainWacky]

HEY Ho

 

[Gagh]

MICHALELSLAAL{!