Jersey Shore

['Gear]

I know everyone always talks shit, but have you seen this jewel?

I got really baked and watched the episode where Vinnie has an existential crisis because he can't find meaning in going out to the club and drinking. Fucking brilliant. Some of the best CGI I've ever seen.

Really. Best show ever.

 

[jack]

No, it's not. I'd need to titfuck Snooki and then cut off her arms if I watched that show.

 

['Gear]

So you haven't watched it?

 

['Gear]

Deena sez - "I may not be the smartest crayon in the box, but we can plan a party"

 

[jack]

I watched those girls on Ellen one afternoon. Sheesh.

 

['Gear]

So here's how I figure it -

Vinny is the asset on the ground they call up to kill Jason Borne. In shape, ex military. The guy who they call in Rome or something when someone needs to get killed.

Ronnie is one of those guys who works for his dad. Something to do with moving boxes around some sort of warehouse. Maybe with a fork lift. If you don't know where he is he's probably out back and needs to quit fucking around and load the truck.

Mike (The Situation) is a homosexual. No two ways about it. And no amount of 'smashing that bitch into Vinny's bed' is going to change shit.

I'm still coaxing the rest out of the ether.

"We goin' to Staten Island and we kidnappin' yo ass bitch."

 

[Donovan]

I once tried to watch that show, I only made it about five minutes in, literally, before I lost enough braincells to consider it dangerous. They're funny as youtube clips but that's about the limit.

 

['Gear]

I think what we've learned here today is you guys need better weed.

 

['Gear]

I think what we've learned here today is you guys need better weed.

 

[Donovan]

what for? I'm already seeing double.

 

['Gear]

Short term memory loss rearing it's ugly head once again. Forgot that I'd just posted that and posted it again. Damn marijuana.

Good weed and drastically reduced expectations is really the only way I watch most tv. Commercials are the best. It's like a 30 second show! Hell, I've got time for that. Why I'll bet I could spend 45 seconds watching if it was really good.

 

[Charlemagne]

[YOUTUBE]SyTSOCnr2Rw[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Loktar]

I once tried to watch that show, I only made it about five minutes in, literally, before I lost enough braincells to consider it dangerous. They're funny as youtube clips but that's about the limit.

The FB Jersey Shore game was good before they got rid of it. Never seen the show though. Its always funny watching The Situation make a narcisstic ass of himself on Conan.

 

[jack]

A little one on one with Vinny, just for Gear

http://www.mtv.com/videos/jersey-sh....jhtml#series=2212&seriesId=29241&channelId=1

 

['Gear]

!! EH? I'm telling you..

Vincenzo cultivating the Path!

Existential process. It's all there.

You're welcome Jersey Shore.

Now tell me he doesn't look like one of the guys they activate to fuck up Bourne -

 

['Gear]

I think everyone is uncomfortable because there's a little JS character inside each and every one of us.

I'm three parts Vinnie to one part Ronnie. I don't want to examine whether or not I'm sporting any Situation. Not in public anyway.

What's your JS number?

 

[Loktar]

zero.

 

[Donovan]

Nah, sorry, can't take them idiots. Just too much stupid for me.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

My wife works for the house that published Snooki's book.

Yes, you're reading ^this correctly.

If you're still having trouble, here's a helpful Venn diagram to make things clearer:

 

[jack]

needs a dot in the middle to put your nose on