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Jesse Eisenberg or Michael Cera

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK?
 
Jesse Eisenberg is a zombie killer for the win.
 
Jesse Eisenberg. Hotter and less of a timid turd than Michael Cera.
 
JESSE BY A MILE.

Jesse's a playwright and is in New York more. But they're both a little stuck up.
 
I think Cera gets a lot of undeserved hate. He was fantastic in Arrested Development. I'd give him a sympathy bone, but yelle out "JESSE" at climax so he doesn't get too big-headed.

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If that's Rory Culkin to his left, I'LL TAKE HIM OVER EITEHR ONE LOL (well maybe I'd still pick Jesse, Rory tends to put on weight lately but who knows)
 
They're both a bit weird looking, but Michael Cera manages to look sort of cute in the right lighting, where as Jesse Eisenberg always looks like he's suddenly remembered where he left his keys, which isn't an expression you want to see on someone's face when you're doing IT.
 
You know who's weird looking?

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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
If that's Rory Culkin to his left, I'LL TAKE HIM OVER EITEHR ONE LOL (well maybe I'd still pick Jesse, Rory tends to put on weight lately but who knows)
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It's Kieran Culkin (also he was gay in the movie they were promoting and kissed men in the manner of a homosexual.)
 
Ah yes, Keiran. HIM THEN.

So many ageing Culkins out there...
 
The real reason Michael Jackson finally gave in to DEATH. Too many ageing Culkins.
 
I was going to say "Jesse Eisenberg, duh", but then I GISed Jesse Eisenberg and

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You win this one, Cera.
 
(Also: Zuckerberg > Cera > Eisenberg.)
 
That's Jesse's "serious playwright" look. He'll twink it up again for the next film role.
 
Maybe he got ugly for a movie.
 
LOL WE POSTED THE OPPOSITE/SAME THING AT THE SAME TIMELOL
 
LOL LET'S HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN WANK-OFF CERA FASTER.
 
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