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Jest for Pun.

"Did you hear about the scotsman who had 7 sick days from his job?

He had a week off. "

ok, I dont get that one. Help me.
 
wee cough
 
Illy was assaulted in the park by ten muggers, so she began to scream "Nein, Nein!"

One went home.
 
A pony waited patiently in the doctor's office until someone finally asked him, "Can we help you with something?"

He replied, "Yes. I'm a little horse."
 
Why did the starving man go to the beach? He heard of all the sand which is there.
 
Doctor, Doctor, I think I am a pair of curtains

Pull yourself together!
 
A casket fell out of a hearse on a steep hill, rolled down and through the door of a pharmacy, crashing into the counter so hard the body flew out and landed on the counter. The nearsighted pharmacist said, "Can I help you?"
The corpse opened his eyes and asked, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"
 
Robin went out to McDonalds and came back with 4 happy meals.

Batman said "why the fuck have you ordered so much food?"

Robin said "because its, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman!"
 
Ephant Mon walked into a bar, the barman said, "why the long face"
 
A newlywed couple was undressing for their first honeymoon night, when the bride noticed the groom had misshapen feet. "What happened to you?" she asked.
He said, " I forgot to mention I had tolio as a kid."
"Polio?"
"No, TOLIO."
He pulled off his pants and she saw his knobby, swollen knees. "What on earth?"
He said, "I also had Kneesles."
"You mean 'Measles'".
"No," he said, irritated. "I mean KNEESLES."
He pulls off his underwear and she gasps, then nods with a knowing smile. "Don't tell me, 'Smallcox', right?"
 
A bunch of woman are in a building, on a door it says "good man, will always be faithful", they are intrigued by the door, but there are stairs leading up, so they head up the stairs.

They see another door that says "good man, will always be faithful, great body", but again there are stairs so they go up again.


They see another door that says "good man, will always be faithful, great body, big cock", but again there are stairs so they go up again.


They see another door that says "good man, will always be faithful, great body, big cock, millionaire", but again there are stairs so they go up again.

There is an unmarked door, they go through, and find themselves on the roof, locked out, there is a sign on the other side of the door, it says "there really is no way to please a woman"
 
My computer is so slow it hertz.
 
Some computer equipment got shot. It was a graphic display.
 
He forgot to pay me for the computer I sold him. Bad cache memory.
 
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