Jimmy Saville's DNA found in Burgers

[headvoid]

It's only a matter of time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Was he into ponies as well?

 

[Cassie]

Hot twink ponies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE HORSE FROM FATHER TED "MY LOVELY HORSE" MUSIC VIDEO FOUND IN BURGERS?

 

[Aquehonga]

Who? Oh yeah! Right. Probably. No doubt!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

R.I.P. Rosebud.

 

[CaptainWacky]

[YOUTUBE]UafsPwTPy74[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Shithouse!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Now Kevin Webster off of corrie has been charged with loads of horrible things.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wasn't he charged a while ago and cleared and everyone said "OH SO WHAT FALSE ACCUSATIONS DO!!!" but now he's really guilty so maybe everyone accused of anything is actually guilty all along?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Former Stars in their Eyes host and actor ******* ***** declined to comment.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cilla Black!?