John Cleese Funny-Walked During Princess Di's Funeral!

[Gagh]

It can today be revealed that MAD ENGLISH COMEDY FUNSTER John Cleese did a very silly walk during the funeral of the late Princess of Wales, Diana Spencer.

Will Carling was contacted and proclaimed it "A disgrace to English democracy" before imploding. Eric Idle was also contacted, but declined to comment as he was pretending to be Wreck-Gar at a TRANSFORMERS CONVENTION.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw this at the time and immediately began masturbating. Ten years later and I still can't get it up for anything but the memory of Cleese's funny walk. HE'S RUINED MY LIFE.

 

[headvoid]

The Daily Mail did a four page picture special on why the images should never have been seen on the telly

 

[curiousa2z]

This does not bode well for democracy.

 

[headvoid]

It was definitely weak on terrorism

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked it when Prince Harry cried "MAKE HIM STOP DADDY!" and Prince Charles was too chickenshit to do anything.

 

[headvoid]

Elton John thought the funny walk was a tribute to Diana's work with landmines.

 

[curiousa2z]

OI!


*steps slightly away from headvoid and peers apprehensively at sky*

 

[headvoid]

You don't die if you make a joke about Diana.

AAARGGHH

UURUGJAHSAuuurrrgghhyuurkkkkaaaaahh kak

 

[curiousa2z]

 

[CaptainWacky]

BDM will wank to that foot.

 

[Uranium 4]

I liked it when Prince Harry cried "MAKE HIM STOP DADDY!" and Prince Charles was too chickenshit to do anything.

NO, ACTUALLY HE MUTTERED TO HIS SONS IN AN OFF CAMERA MOMENT "I REALLY DETEST THAT MAN". THAT PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE, UNTIL NICHOLAS WITCHELL PULLED HIS ROYAL PANTS DOWN!

 

[Uranium 4]

Elton John thought the funny walk was a tribute to Diana's work with landmines.

I wonder where that puts Jake the Pake?

 

[CaptainWacky]

David Furnish will "furnish" Elton John with an El ton (eleven ton) "John" (toilet)!

 

[curiousa2z]

Surely not the John of the prostitute Cassie's taking the cadbury creme egg from?! :scared:

 

[CaptainWacky]

The very same!