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John James

One that used to be able to suck himself off.

And on a slightly related subject, this is the second day running that Mario's said something which impressed me (I mean, by comparison with the dumb shit the others come out with). Yesterday he mentioned Persistence of Memory by Dali and today it was "auto-fellate". I wonder if he posts on message boards?
 
And can reach people through their computer with his tongue?
 
I like JJ's friendship with Sunshine.
 
He doesn't even SLEEP with his shirt off! What the fuck is his major malfunction?
 
He had a shower the other day (not wearing his hoody), unfortunately there was loads of glass in the way.
 
A pity he didn't get FUCKING ANGRY and smash up the glass.
 
I saw his chest/nipples briefly on the highlight show. It's progress.
 
Evicted. :sarek:
 
And I couldn't give a rip!
 
WOO HOO!

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Good riddance...you don't get naked, you don't get my vote!
 
Should have happened ages ago.
 
Doesn't seem a total cunt, but maybe a bit arrogant.

A BIT!?

Remember at the start when he had to make the pizzas and Mario destroyed them then when John found out he just started laughing? I thought he was cool then.

BUT HE WASN'T.

He's evil. He has crazy issues with women. He was horrible to Racheal, Sunshine, Rachel, Ben (not a woman, but still) and even Josie at times. But he got away with with everything because he was good looking (or so I'm told.) That was literally the only reason he wasn't evicted the first time he was up. If he'd looked like Dave he would have been out.

He obviously doesn't fancy Josie at all but knew that he couldn't just dump her in the house. He got special treatment from the producers wanting to keep him in (actually letting him phone Nathan!) He's a complete hypocrite for posing in magazines and touring the country like he's some kind of rock star after that hard time he gave Racheal.

In the words of true BB legend Ahmed, "I HATE HIM."
 
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