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JOHN LOCKE

The Tomtrek

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO

 
Thats very phallic
 
but good!


(which is not what John Locke's up to!)
 
I wonder what he's doing with the Others.. is he raping Ben without any lube?
 
He's raping Ben with ranch dressing as lube.
 
TYPICAL LOST ANSWER: What they do together.. it's beyond your understanding.
 
A gay friend of mine used to talk about Locke being "hot" and when I mentioned Sawyer he was like "eww, no!" He might have just been brain damaged rather than gay.
 
HOW QUEER
 
YES.
EVEN THE MF finds that peculiar.
 
MAYBER YER GAY FRIEND JUST PREFERS TORTURED LOOKING OLD MEN TO HOT SWEATY SHIRTLESS HOT SQUINTY EYED HOT MUSCULAR HOT YOUNG MEN.
 
He likes hair old guys with moustaches too, eww.
 
Hairy old guys with mustaches need love too.
 
Not from a Jedi.
 
I bet John is beating the shit out of his father, taking a light lunch, siesta, and then back to the beating. Around dinner he'll take an hour off for Renegade and a nice bagel w/shmear and coffee, then back to the beating. Then, a little Conan O'Brian, jerk off to some duck porn, then off to bed.
 
He's probably believing whatever crap Ben tells him and betraying people for no good reason WITH AN ERECTION.
 
JOHN: I know what you're wondering.

BEN: Oh, you do?

JOHN: Yes. Why do I have an erection and you don't?

BEN: How.. how soon did it come back?
 
OMG ARE YOU A WRITER OF THE SHOW!? WHAT HAPPENS NEXTESXT?!
 
I hope there's no another MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH before the end of season 3 because I like all the characters and killing Charlie would be too obvious and they can't kill Desmond because he's scottish, brother and Claire is SO FUCKING CUTE and they always kill the girls and it's not fair and they can't kill Hurley because he's DA MAN so don't even think about it you bastards.
 
I wouldn't mind if they killed Jack.

THE EMO FUCKSTICK.
 
Ishcabittle said:
OMG ARE YOU A WRITER OF THE SHOW!? WHAT HAPPENS NEXTESXT?!
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TYPICAL LOST ANSWER: I can't tell you now, but in time you'll understand for yourself.
 
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