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JOHN MORRISON

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Will be the next breakout star in WWE. Trust me.
 
I TRUST YOU.
 
He sounds like he's still going through puberty.
 
He's a really solid wrestler. Great athleticism in the ring and obviously has the look and charisma.

His furry ankle warmers really distract me though.
 
He had a good match with Batista. That's the benchmark for a good worker. Try and find the match he had with CM Punk last year where he lost the ECW title to Punk. Miz is pretty good too.

Mister Fuji hangs out at the Palace of Wisdom.
 
I always enjoy watching Jimmy Wang Yang as well. He's a great entertainer in the ring. Never get bored watching him work.


On another note I was pretty disappointed that Funaki jobbed to Vladamir whatshisname on SD. If anyone has paid his dues it's him and he REALLY shouldn't be jobbing anymore.

Teddy Long got a huge pop from the crowd though which was cool.
 
Funaki is a professional jobber. That's his...job (oh, so that's where the word comes from!) Val Venis is the same, hasn't won a match in five years.

Vladamir thing will never make it big though, he can be effective in short squashes but I can't see him being any good in actual matches.
 
Morrison makes the Miz look halfway good.

Now THAT'S talent.
 
Tough Enough was good for something (Miz and Morrison...Maven not so much.)
 
Shit. They should make you a booker.
 
Did you catch Morrison as the Joker randomly kicking a bucket at one point? Since Heath Ledger is dead and "kicked the bucket", you see. That's so fucking subtle for WWE. Morrison is the future!
 
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