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CaptainWacky

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Ah, so the scottish one is fat and ginger. TYPICAL. He's the chairman of the Scottish Youth Parliament (I think), apparently. So that's something. It was funny how he said "there's two parliaments in Scotland, the Scottish Parliament and the Scottish Youth Parliament" as if they're equal! Still, seemed reasonable intelligent. Has been given secret earpiece mission by Matt Lucas and seems to be handling it well so far. SINCE HE'S SCOTTISH I'LL SUPPORT THE BASTARD TO WIN.
 
Thought it was funny when he said David was hte funny one in little britain.

Think he should grew a pair and take the earphone out.
 
He did well. It was funny when he said "I like your hair. Some of it." to the first girl. Good delivery.
 
Yeah, he was really good. I'm not sure I could have said all of that, still, the prize made it well worth it.
 
I was in hysterics when he had to randomly say cake and when he fell down with "cramp".
 
Winner. :sarek:
 
CaptainWacky said:
Ah, so the scottish one is fat and ginger. TYPICAL. He's the chairman of the Scottish Youth Parliament (I think), apparently. So that's something. It was funny how he said "there's two parliaments in Scotland, the Scottish Parliament and the Scottish Youth Parliament" as if they're equal! Still, seemed reasonable intelligent. Has been given secret earpiece mission by Matt Lucas and seems to be handling it well so far. SINCE HE'S SCOTTISH I'LL SUPPORT THE BASTARD TO WIN.
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Okay, I'm never going to support someone just for being scottish again (not that I really did support him.) He was okay at first and very funny in the task. But Emilia got him bang-on when she was talking to Kate Lawler in the Diary Room: he made an effort at first then stopped trying, spend much of the day in bed or lounging around in his dressing gown complaining about how he doesn't "connect" with anyone. Yet he was still shoved down our throats on the highlights and BBLB (which was essentially a John promotion show this year), perhaps in an attempt to justify his free pass to the final. What really annoyed me was Dermot saying John was "the most real" or something after he won. What the fuck? He was a politician, always holding back and trying not to offend (but still bitching behind people's backs and making incest jokes!) One of my favourite moments of the series was when Emilia said "John, this isn't an election" and he sulked off like a big sulky baby. Did not deserve to win.
 
I told you John would win.
 
Was pretty fucking obvious, looking back.
 
I suppose the immunity must've helped a lot.
 
And Dermot wanking over him on every BBLB.
 
Well that'll be a thing of the past now.

You'll probably get those guys from BBBM replacing him.
 
So who replaces them? Peaches Geldof and friend?
 
Or Chris Moyles. *shudder*
 
OR A RUSSELL BRAND CLONE. MADE OUT OF HIS SPUNK DNA.
 
Ferne Cotton.
 
Emilia should have won.
 
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