CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He tried to act casual. The shop was busy. He looked at several outfits before he settled on the Spider-Man suit. He grabbed it and ran like fuck.
"Hey, someone stop him!" shouted the store-owner, but Johnny was gone. He was used to running from people. He'd ran from Crackhead Pete and the drunk guy he'd called Watson. Before that he'd run away from a normal life. Now he was running through the night with a Spider-Man costume. Johnny Nose was going trick or treating!
He loved wearing a mask. No one could see his awkward looking face. No one judging him...he was just Spider-Man. And everybody loved Spider-Man! He walked around the streets, high-fiving kids and saying things like "with great power comes great responsibility!" He stole some sweet from one kid when he wasn't looking. Hey, Johnny Nose has to eat too!
He was watching one group of kids when he saw a girl with them, in a nurse's uniform. She was either too old to be trick or treating or Johnny's sexuals desires were getting sicker. He followed the group of a while. They merged with another group and Johnny used the opportunity to join them too. While the kids went to a house, he stood beside the nurse girl at the top of the driveway.
"Are you with one of the kids?" she asked.
"Just your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man, ma'am," he said, with a nod. She didn't laugh. What was wrong with her? BITCH!
"Riiiight," she said.
"You're a bit old to be trick or treating, arent you?" he said, looking at her heaving chest.
"That's because I'm NOT trick or treating, obviously," she said. "I'm taking my little sister around."
"So why the outfit? Unless you work as a nurse. At the SEX hospital."
"The...what?"
"Umm, the six hospital...it's a hospital...I think it blew up, never mind."
"I'm meeting my boyfriend after this. I'm going to fuck his brains out, Spidey," she said, twiddling her hair.
"You're a bit young for sex, aren't you?" he said. Fuck it, he couldn't talk the way normal people did so he'd just say what he wanted to say. He was wearing a mask anyway!
"Who the hell are you, talking to me like that?" she asked.
"Hey, you're the one who just told a complete stranger in a Spider-Man custome that you're going to fuck your boyfriend's brains out!"
"I'm sixteen. I can do whatever I want."
"Want to be my Mary-Jane?"
"You just said I was too young for sex...why are we having this conversation?"
"Man, I was SEXING GIRLS all the time at sixteen!"
"I doubt that."
"Yeah, BITCH, I sexed your mother! I'M YOUR DAD!"
"My dad's dead," she said and Johnny could see that familiar look of anger and pain caused by one of his insenstive remarks. May as well go all out.
"Yeah, I KILLED HIM! HE WAS THE GREEN GOBLIN! BOO-YAH!" and he skipped off into the night. Half an hour later he saw a police car and dived behind some bushes. He listened as he heard a cop ask some children if they'd seen a man in a Spider-Man outfit.
Johnny was depressed. Halloween and he was hiding in the bushes. Some kids walked by him and he grabbed one by the ankles to scare it. The child fell flat on its face.
"Oops," said Johnny. "GOTTA FLY!" He aimed his wrists into the air...then remembered he didn't have web-shooters. So he just ran away instead.
As fate would have it, he ended up seeing the nurse girl again. Her little sister had apparently finished trick or treating and Johnny guessed the nurse was heading to her boyfriend's house. He followed, behind bushes, trees, fences, anywhere he could hid. He saw her walk up to a house and chap the front door. Just as she did so, he stood up, shouted "CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT, YOU EAT CHEESE!" and dived for cover. Fifteen minutes later he got up. Nobody was around. He couldn't help but feel it had been a waste of an evening.
"Hey, someone stop him!" shouted the store-owner, but Johnny was gone. He was used to running from people. He'd ran from Crackhead Pete and the drunk guy he'd called Watson. Before that he'd run away from a normal life. Now he was running through the night with a Spider-Man costume. Johnny Nose was going trick or treating!
He loved wearing a mask. No one could see his awkward looking face. No one judging him...he was just Spider-Man. And everybody loved Spider-Man! He walked around the streets, high-fiving kids and saying things like "with great power comes great responsibility!" He stole some sweet from one kid when he wasn't looking. Hey, Johnny Nose has to eat too!
He was watching one group of kids when he saw a girl with them, in a nurse's uniform. She was either too old to be trick or treating or Johnny's sexuals desires were getting sicker. He followed the group of a while. They merged with another group and Johnny used the opportunity to join them too. While the kids went to a house, he stood beside the nurse girl at the top of the driveway.
"Are you with one of the kids?" she asked.
"Just your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man, ma'am," he said, with a nod. She didn't laugh. What was wrong with her? BITCH!
"Riiiight," she said.
"You're a bit old to be trick or treating, arent you?" he said, looking at her heaving chest.
"That's because I'm NOT trick or treating, obviously," she said. "I'm taking my little sister around."
"So why the outfit? Unless you work as a nurse. At the SEX hospital."
"The...what?"
"Umm, the six hospital...it's a hospital...I think it blew up, never mind."
"I'm meeting my boyfriend after this. I'm going to fuck his brains out, Spidey," she said, twiddling her hair.
"You're a bit young for sex, aren't you?" he said. Fuck it, he couldn't talk the way normal people did so he'd just say what he wanted to say. He was wearing a mask anyway!
"Who the hell are you, talking to me like that?" she asked.
"Hey, you're the one who just told a complete stranger in a Spider-Man custome that you're going to fuck your boyfriend's brains out!"
"I'm sixteen. I can do whatever I want."
"Want to be my Mary-Jane?"
"You just said I was too young for sex...why are we having this conversation?"
"Man, I was SEXING GIRLS all the time at sixteen!"
"I doubt that."
"Yeah, BITCH, I sexed your mother! I'M YOUR DAD!"
"My dad's dead," she said and Johnny could see that familiar look of anger and pain caused by one of his insenstive remarks. May as well go all out.
"Yeah, I KILLED HIM! HE WAS THE GREEN GOBLIN! BOO-YAH!" and he skipped off into the night. Half an hour later he saw a police car and dived behind some bushes. He listened as he heard a cop ask some children if they'd seen a man in a Spider-Man outfit.
Johnny was depressed. Halloween and he was hiding in the bushes. Some kids walked by him and he grabbed one by the ankles to scare it. The child fell flat on its face.
"Oops," said Johnny. "GOTTA FLY!" He aimed his wrists into the air...then remembered he didn't have web-shooters. So he just ran away instead.
As fate would have it, he ended up seeing the nurse girl again. Her little sister had apparently finished trick or treating and Johnny guessed the nurse was heading to her boyfriend's house. He followed, behind bushes, trees, fences, anywhere he could hid. He saw her walk up to a house and chap the front door. Just as she did so, he stood up, shouted "CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT, YOU EAT CHEESE!" and dived for cover. Fifteen minutes later he got up. Nobody was around. He couldn't help but feel it had been a waste of an evening.
