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Johnny Nose Story For The Day (Friday)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"She slapped Claire!" said Johnny, alone in his bedroom.

"SLAPPED THAT BITCH GOOD," he typed on his computer keyboard, then read from the monitor.

Johnny was having a conversation with himself. He couldn't make his reflection talk in the mirror. He certainly couldn't make an imaginary person appear and talk to him. The only way he could have a conversation with himself was to type out the other part of the conversation. He was worried about how sane he was becoming.

"I'm not even on any new drugs!" he said, regarding his sanity. "I'm not even on any drugs!"

"FOCUS, FUCKNOSE," he typed.

"Right, sorry...what was I..."

"LISA SLAPPED CLAIRE GOOD."

"Yes, that was it. That was mad!"

"LISA TOLD YOU SHE USED TO BE MAD."

"Well, yes, but I didn't believe her! I thought she was just, you know, clinically mad...the type of mad normal people are. They think they're mad, but they're not really. Not like us."

"MAYBE SHE WAS AS MAD AS US."

"Impossible! We would have heard about her! She would have made waves in the mental community!"

"TRUE, TRUE. MAYBE SHE WAS LOCKED UP."

"Maybe, but anyway...that slapping of Claire, what do we think about that?"

"IT WAS HOT."

"Yes, yes it was hot...but worrying? I mean, I know I joked about brutally murdering Claire..."

"CUT HER INTO PIECES. CUT HER WHEELCHAIR INTO PIECES. MAKE CYBORGS OUT OF THE PIECES."

"Yes, that was one idea, but I wasn't being serious! I'd never hit a girl. But Lisa did!"

"LISA IS A GIRL."

"Hmm, so it's acceptable for girls to hit girls?"

"YES, PROBABLY. WAS JUST A SLAP. NOTHING TOO BAD."

"But what if this was just the start?"

"THEN YOU ARE IN FOR A WILD RIDE."

"Indeed. HAHAHAHA!"

"STOP LAUGHING SO LOUD. MOTHER WILL HEAR."

"Sorry." Johnny lived with his mother. Lisa didn't know what. She'd never been back to his place.

"ISN'T IT TIME LISA MET MOTHER."

"No!"

"I AGREE. LOL!"

"I can't see her tonight..."

"MOTHER?"

"No, Lisa! Just...I'm too buzzed. I'd say something crazy. She might not notice, if she was too busy being crazy herself, but I don't want to take the chance."

"YOU ARE BEING A PUSSY."

"Better to be a pussy than to not get any pussy ever again because Lisa has dumped me for Bi Brian."

"OKAY, BUT YOU MUST PREPARE SOMETHING FOR TOMORROW."

"Like what?"

"WRITE A POEM. A FUCKING POEM."

"I can't write!"

"YOU'RE WRITING ME."

"You're writing yourself."

"MAYBE I'M THE ONE WRITING YOU TOO."

"Maybe."

"MAYBE."

"Yeah...I've kind of lost the trail of this projection."

"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, JOHNNY IS MAD, HOPE LISA IS TOO."

"I do not hope that! Still, imagine the fun we could have had...in the old days. Back when I had no morals. If Lisa was the same as me, well...we would have been unstoppable. But those days are gone."

"ARE THEY?"

"Hey, I just thought of something: I stalked Lisa for months. She didn't seem mad!"

"MAYBE SHE KNEW YOU WERE WATCHING HER. MAYBE SHE WAS WATCHING YOU WATCHING HER. AND WANKING OVER IT."

"Great, now I'm going to have to wank!"

"MY PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY!"
 
This is a side of Johnny I've never seen. I kinda hope Lisa is a bit mad.
 
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OMG! I think Cassie broke Wacky.
 
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