CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Why do we always meet here, Claire?" asked Johnny, as he and Claire stood (well, he stood) in the street.
"That's not my name," she said, stone-faced.
"Are you going to tell me your real name?" he asked, reasonably.
"No," she said.
"Oh," he said.
"Today's the day, Johnny. Have you broken up with her yet?"
"Yeah. No," he said.
"Which is it?"
"Look, I talked to her. Told her I used to have problems..."
"Problems!"
"Yeah. And guess what? She had problems too! She told me! So you see, she's just like us!"
"We're nothing alike."
"She is, she's just like..."
"No, Johnny, me and you are nothing alike. I had problems, as you say. Real problems. You? You were just sick. Evil."
"Ah, come on, I was nasty, mean, crazy...but I wasn't doing it on purpose..."
"She's not like you, Johnny. She's a good person. Like me. She doesn't deserve to have you as her boyfriend."
"But I have changed, honest! I couldn't end it because there was no opportunity too, even if I had tried she wouldn't have let me! She accepts me for who I am now and doesn't care who I was before."
"BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT ALL," spat out Claire.
"Claire, you're sounding really angry here...really hate-filled. I think you should get help."
"Fuck you! FUCKING FUCKER. You...you bullied me for a year, didn't even learn my name...now you have it all, a perfect girlfirend...and me...YOU...I HATE YOU."
"Come on, your life isn't that bad, you got out the home before me..."
"And was sent back. And I'm still there."
"Oh."
I'm there and you're not. Where's the justice in that?"
"Life can seem unfair sometimes, but you've got to..."
"Oh stop talking like that!"
"Like what?"
"Like you're NORMAL. You're not normal, Johnny, you're a fuckdamn freak! You're Johnny Nose and that's all you'll ever be!"
"Apparently not."
"I'm telling Lisa that you raped me."
"Wait...what?"
"Then she'll end it with you."
"Well, yeah, she would, if that were true...but I never raped you. I'd remember that."
"You idiot! I'll TELL her you raped me. I'll ruined you, bastard!"
"You definitely have anger issues."
"AAARGH...hey, look over there!" Johnny span round. Over the street, there was Lisa...with another guy.
"Who is that?" said Johnny, hiding behind Claire's wheelchair.
"Isn't it obvious? She's cheating on you. You have to kill her."
"For someone who can't move their legs, you sure can jump to conclusions."
"That's not my name," she said, stone-faced.
"Are you going to tell me your real name?" he asked, reasonably.
"No," she said.
"Oh," he said.
"Today's the day, Johnny. Have you broken up with her yet?"
"Yeah. No," he said.
"Which is it?"
"Look, I talked to her. Told her I used to have problems..."
"Problems!"
"Yeah. And guess what? She had problems too! She told me! So you see, she's just like us!"
"We're nothing alike."
"She is, she's just like..."
"No, Johnny, me and you are nothing alike. I had problems, as you say. Real problems. You? You were just sick. Evil."
"Ah, come on, I was nasty, mean, crazy...but I wasn't doing it on purpose..."
"She's not like you, Johnny. She's a good person. Like me. She doesn't deserve to have you as her boyfriend."
"But I have changed, honest! I couldn't end it because there was no opportunity too, even if I had tried she wouldn't have let me! She accepts me for who I am now and doesn't care who I was before."
"BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT ALL," spat out Claire.
"Claire, you're sounding really angry here...really hate-filled. I think you should get help."
"Fuck you! FUCKING FUCKER. You...you bullied me for a year, didn't even learn my name...now you have it all, a perfect girlfirend...and me...YOU...I HATE YOU."
"Come on, your life isn't that bad, you got out the home before me..."
"And was sent back. And I'm still there."
"Oh."
I'm there and you're not. Where's the justice in that?"
"Life can seem unfair sometimes, but you've got to..."
"Oh stop talking like that!"
"Like what?"
"Like you're NORMAL. You're not normal, Johnny, you're a fuckdamn freak! You're Johnny Nose and that's all you'll ever be!"
"Apparently not."
"I'm telling Lisa that you raped me."
"Wait...what?"
"Then she'll end it with you."
"Well, yeah, she would, if that were true...but I never raped you. I'd remember that."
"You idiot! I'll TELL her you raped me. I'll ruined you, bastard!"
"You definitely have anger issues."
"AAARGH...hey, look over there!" Johnny span round. Over the street, there was Lisa...with another guy.
"Who is that?" said Johnny, hiding behind Claire's wheelchair.
"Isn't it obvious? She's cheating on you. You have to kill her."
"For someone who can't move their legs, you sure can jump to conclusions."
