JOOLS HOLLAND IS A HOBBIT

[Mentalist]

A HOBBIT WITH A PIANO WHO NOBODY CARES ABOUT UNTIL HE TURNS UP EVERY NEW YEARS EVE ON TV TO BE BORING... WITH HIS PIANO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT IT'S A HOOTNANNY OR SOMETHING.

 

[PHJ]

Hogmannay, you heathen.

Whenever I see him on the box I think of that character from The Fast Show. I agree that he probably does have hairy feet though.

"....Nice."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was refering to th ename of the show Jools hosts every New Year's Eve you carstewards.

 

[Gagh]

JOOLS HOLLAND TO DRESS AS RONALD MCDONALD AND RAPE LITTLE KIDS AT A PARTY SOMEWHERE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHERE? (I want to go.)

 

[Gagh]

I KNEW YOU WOULD. IT'S HAPPENING IN FORFAR.

 

[Mentalist]

He'll be back soon the PENIS PIANIST.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DIFFORD AND TILBROOK TO DRESS IN DIAPERS AND PLAY BABY NEW YEAR AND HIS DOWN SYNDROME TWIN?

 

[CaptainWacky]

MENTALIST POSTING IN THE MINE FIELD AND I MISS HIM BY 40 MINUTES SAY IT AIN'T SO.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

JOOLS HOLLAND IS TV RIGHT NOW

I do like his show, it's nice to have on in the background and hear music from people you don't recognise. I don't like all the bluesy stuff so much, though. I prefer it when there indie bands playing acoustic.