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Joopy Drill: Pilot script

PART SIX

Joopy Drill: ...AND IF I MAKE YOU SUPREME RULER OF THE WORLD AND GRANTS YOU ALL MY ALIEN SUPERPOWERS, YOU WILL REPAIR THE STONED GUY AND PROVIDE DIRECTIONS TO THE FUNFAIR?

Hilary: That's right, Joopy Drill!

Joopy Drill: INTERESTING.

Hilary: So what do you say? Do we have a deal?

Joopy Drill: JOOPY DRILL HAS ONE QUESTION.

Hilary: Ask away!

Joopy Drill: HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK JOOPY DRILL IS?

Hilary: Uhh...

Joopy Drill: NO DEAL, BITCH.

(Joopy Drill makes her levitate with his ALIEN SUPERPOWERS.)

Hilary: Don't kill me!

Joopy Drill: JOOPY DRILL WILL NOT KILL YOU. JOOPY DRILL WILL MAKE YOU LIVE. FOREVER.

(He fires a MYSTERIOUS RAYGUN at her and then, using his mind, boards her up in the wall.)

Hilary(muffled): Let me out, let me out!

Joopy Drill: NEVER. JOOPY DRILL HAS MADE YOU IMMORTAL AND INDESTRUCTABLE. YOU SHALL LIVE FOREVER...ALONE...IN THE DARK.

Hilary: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Joopy Drill: HA HA HA, JOOPY DRILL LOVES TO CAUSE PAIN.

(Suddenly, the eyes on the Stoned Guy's severed head open.)

Stoned Guy: Dude...what's happened to you?

TO BE CONTINUED
 
I BLOODY KNEW IT!SLKAJJIPAEKAFasfdjASFKLASF@lnnhuiwowgegnoe

I'm so excited. What is the stoned head gonna do?
 
PART SEVEN

Joopy Drill: JOOPY DRILL IS PLEASE TO HEAR YOU SPEAK BUT IS CONFUSED. JOOPY DRILL BELIEVED YOUR FIRE TO BE EXTINGUISHED.

Stoned Guy: No man, it's been three days...and I'm back.

Joopy Drill: JOOPY DRILL DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.

Stoned Guy: I'm reborn after three days...it's a special ability of mine.

(He instantly regrows a new body and shakes his limbs around.)

Stoned Guy: Ah, that's better...dude.

Joopy Drill: JOOPY DRILL DID NOT KNOW HUMANS POSESSED THESE SKILLS. IT MAY BE HARD TO COMMIT GENOCIDE ON THEM NOW.

Stoned Guy: Well I'm no ordinary human, dude. I knew you were coming to Earth, man, so I made sure I was there to meet you. And let me tell you...I've been disappointed with what you've gotten up to in the last few days.

Joopy Drill: JOOPY DRILL HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG AND IS GROWING ANGRY NOW.

Stoned Guy: You were so upset when you thought you'd killed me...but then you went and murderd and unborn baby!

Joopy Drill: THE FATHER TOLD JOOPY DRILL HE DID NOT WISH TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT. JOOPY DRILL DID A A GOOD DEED.

Stoned Guy: No man, that's just it...you didn't! Then boarding a woman up in the wall in eternal agony...

Joopy Drill: IT WAS ONLY HILARY CLINTON.

Stoned Guy: Granted. But still...it looks like I'm going to have to show you the way.

Joopy Drill: WHICH WAY DO YOU SPEAK OF?

Stoned Guy: The way of my father, dude. The way of God.

Joopy Drill: OH, HIM.

TO BE CONTINUED
 
It was a wounderfull story, somebody needs to compile a sticky thread with all the songs and storys written for and in the mine field.
 
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