Judge Tomtrek

[Dr Dave]

Coming this fall to BBC2.

 

[Cassie]

OH, I thought we were going to judge Tomtrek in this thread.

 

[The Tomtrek]

WHY WOULD ANYONE JUDGE ME??

 

[Cassie]

I SENT YOU TWO PRIVATE MESSAGES TODAY, DID YOU READ THEM?

 

[The Tomtrek]

I JUST DID OKAY.

I never check my PMs.


Because no one ever sends me any...







(APART FROM CASSIE TODAY, OKAY. FUCK).

 

[Dr Dave]

OH, I thought we were going to judge Tomtrek in this thread.

I may still do it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M WRITING THE THEME SONG

BAD TOMTREK, BAD TOMTREK, WHAT YOU GOING TO DO, WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WHEN HE COMES FOR YOU?
BAD TOMTREK, BAD TOMTREKS, WHAT YOU GOING TO DO, WHEN HE SENTENCES YOU TO DEATH FOR STEALING A SHOE?

THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT SO FAR

 

[The Tomtrek]

The plural of 'Tomtrek' is 'Tomtrek'.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't question my creativity (or typos.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Judge Tomtrek will wield his mighty hand of justice much like Judge Reinhold.

 

[Cassie]

JUDGE TOMTREK SENTENCES US ALL TO EAT A CAKE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'S GOT HIS FINGER ON THE BUTTON, HE DOESN'T EAT MUTTON
WHATCH OUT VILLAINS HE'S GOING TO FUCK YOU UP THEN
DO SOMETHING ELSE, POSSIBLY INVOLVING SHELVES
HE'S BADDER THAN TEN COATS
BAD TOMTREK

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOOK THERE'S A HERD OF TOMTREK CHARGING THE PLAIN AND JUDGING PEOPLES!

 

[Dr Dave]

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/mine-field/134301-judge-tomtrek-case-missing-onions.html