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Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I was looking at old threads I started a couple of years ago. I made a lot of movie threads, and my first few hundred posts here I tried to be serious.

I LEARNED QUICKLY
 
Serious and the MF don't mix well. Even less so down the sub-basement of the Badlands.
 
Or at Haven!!!
 
I didn't post in the MF when I first got here. Mainly in the media forum. I didn't like the Playground, and I'm not much of a troller on other boards, so there was no need to go to Hellholes then.

MF is just my cup of tea, though.
 
I was here for a year before the Mine Field even existed in anything resembling its current form. I wonder what I posted about!?
 
Bacon, probably.
 
And and possibility of eating bacon off of Shakira's stomach, yes.
 
Her bacon don't lie.
 
Whenever, wherever (she eats bacon.)
 
Being serious is overrated anyway.

I wish I had bacon.
 
My previous incarnation used to post in the God Forsaken Hellholes a lot, and took the MF's description literally.
 
Being serious is overrated anyway.

I wish I had bacon.

I have regular bacon and maple bacon.
 
In four years, we'll all be posting "######'Z IS BLACK KILL OBOMBA LOL" completely seriously.
 
I'm too lazy to look at my first posts, but I'm sure they were all super serial.
 
They were about my hot nips.
 
nips spelled backwards is spin.
 
Serious spelled backwards is suoires. Sounds Spanish.
 
Actually, it makes me think of soirees...PARTY TIME BITCHES
 
BOOGIE TO THE FAMILY NESS!

You can knock it,
You can rock it,
You can go to Timbuktu,
But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo!
You may see an Anaconda, or Giraffe and Kangaroo,
But you'll never see a Nessy in a zoo!
 
My early posts were probably about the same as how I post now, without the occasional pillzlol maybe.
 
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