Just look how brave they are with Hellman around

[jack]

r5y w45y

 

[jack]

opiopipo

 

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uhuihygyu

 

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uo

 

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[ioh

 

[Alex Buchet]

does the belhop/room service schtick really bother you?

 

[jack]

no secret hand signals, you filthy queer

Funny emails

 

[Alex Buchet]

*rings service bell*
Jack, have this jacket drycleaned by tomorrow evening, please.

*slips gnome a dollar*

 

[Alex Buchet]

:bigass:

 

[jack]

I remember Aerosmith. Is that a new song by them?

 

[jack]

That was from "Toys In The Attic"?

 

[Elrod]

does the belhop/room service schtick really bother you?

If it does, he should just quit.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I saw how pathetic you all were at Comicon, groveling for his saintly approval, but this is beginning to worry me.

Stick to worrying about young boys' buttholes, pedophile.

 

[Tyrant]

Stick to worrying about young boys' buttholes, pedophile.

What?

 

[Kim Nyholm]

What?

If you had trouble with that one, go back and re-read it.

 

[Tyrant]

If you had trouble with that one, go back and re-read it.

What?

 

[Kim Nyholm]

What?

Hang on, I'll spell it for you: P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E.

 

[jack]

:bigass:

 

[jack]

Nicely done, Mess.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Nicely done, Mess.

What, the hand job?