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just saying...

He was stung on the knuckle of his middle finger. So of course I encouraged him to flip people off but to pretend like he didn't realize he was when telling the story. Of course he found that immensely funny.

Somehow I don't think he'll ever suffer from ptsd.
 
Today my son stepped in dog shit and got stung by a bee.

Dog shit washes right off and he's not prone to anaphylactic shock.

Don't get him to pick your lottery cards or scratch your scratch cards, just sayin.

At least the bee died, silver lining.
 
Make him think that anything that fucks with him dies, maybe I can read about him in 15 years.
 
Just saying - using the correct spelling - means something else than what just sayin - spelled incorrectly - means. Who are you? Henoch? Where is Henoch? What have you done with him? Did you eat him?
 
Just saying - using the correct spelling - means something else than what just sayin - spelled incorrectly - means. Who are you? Henoch? Where is Henoch? What have you done with him? Did you eat him?
No. I did not eat Henoch. I am totally hungry though.
 
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