Just seen a female celebrity outside in the pouring rain

[whisky]

She was heading for the theater next door to where I am doing overtime tonight, do I get some hollywood starlet, do I get some top british totty?

No, I get Lisa Riley.

Bollocks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mario's wife?

 

[Dr Dave]

I once shook hands with Hillary Clinton.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Which hand?

 

[Dr Dave]

Right hand.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw John Lesley opening a shop before he was a rapist.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'VE MET SYLVESTER MCCOY AND WHEN THE HOBBIT FILMS COME OUT PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THAT SOMEWHAT.

 

[whisky]

I cared about him before the Hobbit.

 

[Gagh]

I once saw Hugh Laurie leaving the Fox production lot on his motorbike.

 

[Loktar]

Weird Al Yankovic fondled my sister in law's hair.
My high school Spanish teacher met Jonathan Frakes when she worked at a camera shop.

 

[Dr Dave]

I meet Mark Allen Shepherd once.

He was a nice guy.