Just so you know.....

[Big Ed]

I asked you to 'prove it,' Edna. You have yet to prove dick.

"Do or do not, there is no try."

Edna is nobody's puppet, little one.
Someday, perhaps you will understand.

 

[Neil]

Really? I've been stringing you along for some time now...

How do you like my hand up your ass, poppet?

 

[Big Ed]

Really? I've been stringing you along for some time now...

How do you like my hand up your ass, poppet?

Please don't cry, your makeup will run.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Try again.

 

[The Question]

Not surprising you would post that Dear. It fits you well.

You don't wanna. You just don't wanna. Take some friendly advice -- aim yourself in a safer direction.

 

[Big Ed]

You don't wanna. You just don't wanna. Take some friendly advice -- aim yourself in a safer direction.

Child, you have Zero advice to offer.

 

[The Question]

You just aren't terribly bright, are you?

 

[Chatty]

Doesn't seem to be.

 

[Neil]

A little dim, methinks.

 

[Big Ed]

You just aren't terribly bright, are you?

Brighter than you think, little one.

 

[Chatty]

A lot dim, Neil, a lot dim.

 

[The Question]

Brighter than you think, little one.

Your comical little habit of talking down to me says otherwise. You're too stupid to realize it yet, but you're like a Chihuahua trying to stare down a hungry, angry Rottweiler here.

Run. While I'm willing to let you.

 

[Chatty]

I love Rottweilers

 

[Big Ed]

Your comical little habit of talking down to me says otherwise. You're too stupid to realize it yet, but you're like a Chihuahua trying to stare down a hungry, angry Rottweiler here.

Run. While I'm willing to let you.

Your childish threats are meaningless, much like that which you claim to be "advice".
As for calling people stupid? You are in no position to claim intellectual superiority over anyone.
Lets get back to the reason you felt you had to post the gay brother on your back thing.
Latency or tendency?

 

[Chatty]

I'd say neither-he's all man.

You, OTOH, are dimmer than my blown light bulb

 

[The Question]

Your childish threats are meaningless, much like that which you claim to be "advice".

As I said, perceptiveness is obviously not one of your attributes. You just keep my warning in mind when you decide to satisfy your wrists with a straight razor through a veil of bitter, bitter tears.

As for calling people stupid? You are in no position to claim intellectual superiority over anyone.

Cockroaches, rocks and stale cheese could claim intellectual superiority over you.

Lets get back to the reason you felt you had to post the gay brother on your back thing.
Latency or tendency?

Neither -- I thought I'd pique your vicarious interest in human sex lives, since second-hand accounts are as close as you're ever going to manage.

 

[Chatty]

*Sits down with a bucket of warm, buttered popcorn*

 

[Big Ed]

As I said, perceptiveness is obviously not one of your attributes. You just keep my warning in mind when you decide to satisfy your wrists with a straight razor through a veil of bitter, bitter tears.



Cockroaches, rocks and stale cheese could claim intellectual superiority over you.



Neither -- I thought I'd pique your vicarious interest in human sex lives, since second-hand accounts are as close as you're ever going to manage.

THAT is your comeback?
Absolutely pathetic.
Thank you for playing.

 

[Big Ed]

*Sits down with a bucket of warm, buttered popcorn*

Don't bother. The show is over, he lost.

 

[Chatty]

Can't think of a snappy comeback, huh?

The light's getting dimmer...