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Just Watched Batman Begins
- Thread starter Mentalist
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
No argument here.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Hmm, I'm not even sure what Bale looks like, but if he's hot that will certainly increase my enjoyment by 43.488889999999%!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Being hotter than Holmes isn't exactly much of an achievement though.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Not bad, not really the kind of man I go for though.
"Go for" being when I'm wanking, of course.
"Go for" being when I'm wanking, of course.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
It's like being a better actor than Keanu Reeves.
Oh, wait it's not really like that at all I because I do seriously want to bone Katie Holmes.
Keanu Reeves I would only bone if I were kind of drunk and he was being all sweet and whatnot.
Oh, wait it's not really like that at all I because I do seriously want to bone Katie Holmes.
Keanu Reeves I would only bone if I were kind of drunk and he was being all sweet and whatnot.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
He was hotter when being fucked by Ewan McGegor in Velvet Goldmine, I will admit.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
McGregor I don't find hot at all either...then again I find much more women hot than guys...such as Halle Berry's HOT LEGS! http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbt...at/0/Number/156470/an/0/page/0/gonew/1#UNREAD
(Only mentioned because it was opened in another window.)
I find Patrick STewat hot as fucked when he's naked in 'Chain Of Command', though. Hotter than Halle Berry's hot legs.
(Only mentioned because it was opened in another window.)
I find Patrick STewat hot as fucked when he's naked in 'Chain Of Command', though. Hotter than Halle Berry's hot legs.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Naahh, sorry. Even I think she's hot... 
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Mentalist said:
*nods*
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The best Batman movie was the one with the dead baby.
Ed Gauthier
New member
Knight Without Painted Target Ward = Good
I found it funny that they would even consider including in the film that temporary 1970s R.A.G. rabbit trail. It was truly a lame abberation of the disco age, 40 years after the Batman we all knew and loved had started.
Most positive-sounding viewers have told me they liked the movie because it was a good introduction to the whole Batman thing, which they hadn't paid much attention to before. As to the '60s series, it became little more than a superhero parody, which means they could have used an unknown superhero, instead of dragging Batman down to roll in the crud of camp. (The Tick succeeded greatly with it's own in-house superhero satire.)
Probably the best thing about Batman Begins, though, is that Robin was nowhere to be seen. His character was a forced one anyway, appearing a year after the Batman comic had started, in order to "kiddie up" the book and increase sales to children. (Much like George Lucas did when he ruined Star Wars I with that stupid Jar-Jar Binks garbage.)
Batman could have easily been portrayed as a lone, take no prisoners vigilante in the early '60s by Clint Eastwood - if Hollywood had ever wanted to actually get at the heart of the matter, that is. Remember that the original Batman killed his enemies for real, including using a gun. But so far Hollywood hasn't dared to get THAT close to the real Batman, though.
So we'll just have to wait until someone does. Tarantino, are you listening?
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I found it funny that they would even consider including in the film that temporary 1970s R.A.G. rabbit trail. It was truly a lame abberation of the disco age, 40 years after the Batman we all knew and loved had started.
Most positive-sounding viewers have told me they liked the movie because it was a good introduction to the whole Batman thing, which they hadn't paid much attention to before. As to the '60s series, it became little more than a superhero parody, which means they could have used an unknown superhero, instead of dragging Batman down to roll in the crud of camp. (The Tick succeeded greatly with it's own in-house superhero satire.)
Probably the best thing about Batman Begins, though, is that Robin was nowhere to be seen. His character was a forced one anyway, appearing a year after the Batman comic had started, in order to "kiddie up" the book and increase sales to children. (Much like George Lucas did when he ruined Star Wars I with that stupid Jar-Jar Binks garbage.)
Batman could have easily been portrayed as a lone, take no prisoners vigilante in the early '60s by Clint Eastwood - if Hollywood had ever wanted to actually get at the heart of the matter, that is. Remember that the original Batman killed his enemies for real, including using a gun. But so far Hollywood hasn't dared to get THAT close to the real Batman, though.
So we'll just have to wait until someone does. Tarantino, are you listening?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
But who's to say that very oldest Batman is the "real" one? What if there was a Batman before that - never revealed to the public - who tickled his enemies to death with a feather duster?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Mmmm...Batman porn...someone should get on that soon...