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Justin Bieber

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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WOULD DATE A FAN! Are you a fan? Do you even know who this little punk ass Canadian is?
 
It's me. I'm the one who wants to date a 16 year old who looks 12.
 
Fat slobbering middle-aged pedos all over North America just got greasy hard-ons at their computers.
 
He is pretty cute. He was on Chelsea Lately not too long ago, little smart ass!
 
He looks completely average to me, but I can't say I've really paid that much attention. His career's gonna go down the shitter when his voice breaks.
 
I'm going to be the guy who says "SHE LOOKS TWELVE YEARS OLD" about girls I like in threads about girls I like...he looks twelve years old. And not in a good way!
 
Hold on, that little twerp is legal? Shit a brick.
 
He just turned 16. He's only legal in some pockets of the world.
 
Well he's legal here, which I find a bit disturbing considering he probably doesn't have pubes yet. There ought to be a "grass on the field" subclause in the law.
 
What if he does have grass on the field but keeps it trimmed?
 
Well that's all the better, but... wait a sec, I went from "can't say I've really paid that much attention" to "omg pubez lol!" in just 4 posts!!
 
he is the spawn of luci
 
He's no Rico Suave, that's for sure.
 
GAH! Thanks BDM, YOU BASTARD. Now that Rico Suave song will be stuck in my head!
 
GAH! Thanks BDM, YOU BASTARD. Now that Rico Suave song will be stuck in my head!

Maybe this will help.

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BORKED!
 
I like chili colorado, and I can never find it on Mexican menus. :(
 
I can't eat anything remotely spicey or hot. KFC or Chicken Korma is about as far as I can take it.
 
How unfortunate. :( At least with my lactose thing, I can take a pill for it.
 
Here's J-Bieb walking into the BET studios. Because he's black.
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