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Justin Lee Collins "brings back" Star Wars

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why doesn't he just PHONE THEIR AGENTS instead of running around the streets pulling stupid faces? Because it's obvious from how much Carrie Fisher is featured in the ad that she's the biggest star he meets and he doesn't even get to speak to Mark Hamil, let alone Harrison Ford. The bastard.
 
Yeah because Star Wars has really faded into obscurity since it's release.
 
And it's not like all the minor actors he will meet ever get together at conventions or anything.

"WOW, LOOK AT THIS, I'VE REUNITED BOBA FETT WITH ADMIRAL OZZEL!" *gurns*
 
Although it was nice to see what a colossal prick Anthony Daniels is in real life.

No wonder they all hate him.
 
It was quite an entertaining show. Carrie Fisher seems nice. Daniels did come across as a prick, yeah. Peter Mayhew has really big hands. But why didn't he try to get Dennis Lawson? All three original movies! Wedge is a legend...OR SHOULD I SAY A WEDGE-END?
 
Maybe with all the arguments going on already, he didnt want to drive a Wedge between any of the others
 
Could have been that, yes! But what about Frank Oz? James Earl Jones? ADMIRAL OZZEL (I can't even remebmer who that is)?
 
Yeah thats actually pretty cool, and fits the film without the usual EU shoehorning.

I cant help but notice that Carrie Fisher, who is the one of the big three to have earnt the least from the movies seems to live in a massive mansion in hollywood, whereas Boba Fett and Wickett live in small terraced houses.

Anthony Daniels is also a prick, I cant say that often enough, I may need to make it my signiture for a while until I get it out my system.
 
He's a proper twat, isn't he? Blatantly anti-dwarf. He probably kicked Wickett in the face. I did like how he complained that people would walk off when it was lunch time and then someone else revealed it was a running gag they pulled on him. So many years and he hadn't cottoned on. :)

Pity they didn't get more big stars, but that's what you get for hosting the thing in London when they all live in LA. The Star Trek one should be pretty successful if they stay in the US.
 
I don't really know what they'll do with the Star Trek one. I mean they'll probably get George Takai and Walter Koenig because they'll do anything, but Shatner and Nimoy? Naah.

Or maybe it'll just be Grace Lee Whitney.

"HEY LOOK ERE LADS ITS YOEMAN RAND! SHE WAS TOTALLY IN STAR TREK RIGHT. AND AN EPISODE OF VOYAGER. WAY HAY."
 
I reckon they could get Takei, Koenig and Nichols. Shatner also does anything for money, but might be grumpy about Takei. And Nimoy's publicising the new movie, so I'm sure he'll be involved.

I'd love to see Transport Chief Kyle for the inside scoop (he's a hair dresser in San Fran now). James Doohan's son would probably be involved too, he's been doing a lot lately.
 
Maybe they will hold a seance and try to contact Doohan and Kelly.

Didnt it say though that he would be tracking down star trek fans, rather than stars for that show?

Nimoy and Shatner we'rent at Takies wedding either.

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I can't stick the bloke, but yesterday's show was excellent, once you ignored his fawning. Anthony Daniels sure seems like an anally retentive luvvy, but that's gay classical ack-torrs for you.

Peter Mayhew was a bit like a gossip mag, and I felt sorry for Kenny Baker. Poor old David Prowse blackballed by Lu-Cash as well, was quite sad.

Carrie Fisher & Warwick Davis clearly deserve a big star for being so game, with Davis in particular coming over as nothing but a really cool guy. Oh, and Billy Dee Williams is still cool.

As for Jeremy Bulloch, he'll do anything, anywhere for a fee. Hell, even I saw the guy signing at a Sci-Fi fare, and I've only been to 5 in my life.
 
To be fair to Daniels I heard him on Russell Brand's radio show a few months ago and he seemed okay. He played along with the oblgatory sex talk and told a story about how when he was filming the "oil bath" scene the "oil" filled his suit up to the crotch and it felt very warm and pleasant. Maybe he was trying to be "down with the kids".
 
It's OK Wacky. I edited the death bit out in seconds, after I could be bothered to read the rest of the thread.

He just takes himself too seriously. He even got shitty with the famous Threepio Cock card (yes, I have one!).
 
I bet Kenny Baker was behind that card somehow.
 
I wonder what Gagh edited out!
 
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