Justin Lee Collins

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't like him when I fist saw him years ago (I think on Flipside TV) because I found his voice annoying, but he either toned it down or I got used to it, because he's okay now.

 

[whisky]

He brought back the A team and groped Kylies bum, soon he is meeting the original cast of star wars.

lucky fucker

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Sun said Hamil requested £30,000 to appear.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's probably the whole budget.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He wanted to buy a real life lightsabre.

 

[whisky]

Does that mean Hamill wont be on it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think that's what the story said, yeah.

 

[whisky]

WEll that sucks, I guess it will be just the midgit, the giant, and the robot who never worked before, and hardly ever did since, and if we are really lucky fat Carrie Fisher

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She isn't really fat. She's just old. She was on Stephen Fry's documentary about bipolar disorder.

I'd like to see James Earl Jones in it.

 

[whisky]

They should have Dave Prowse on teh screen, but have James Earl Jones dub all his lines

 

[CaptainWacky]

They should make it for the original trilogy, not just the first one, and get Lando. They might get Dennis Lawson too?

 

[whisky]

Maybe they can use a clarvoyent to get in touch with Peter Cushin

 

[CaptainWacky]

They should spend ten minutes of the showtime looking for Cushing before JLC suddenly remembers he's dead.