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Karma comments thread

Grandtheftcow

Grandtheftcow

Grand Wizard of TK
I can read all the karma comments left by members in the AdminCP so I might as well post the good ones as well as the ones members should be embarrassed about.

For May 18 2007 a total of 138 reputation comments were handed out.

The Dork Lord>El Machorro: at least you admit you're an antisocial whackadoo!
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: I shall dub thee Runonsentenceboy!
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: that is because you have the senses of hellen keller with noseplugs ;)
The Dork Lord >Lilac: I have one pos from Jack and the rest is all masturbatorro nuetral!
El Machorro>FBI parte due: HEAD TRAUMA COOKIE FOR YOU RUMP RANGER
El Machorro>VKD: is that a unibrow or inbreeding?
El Machorro>jack: my bitch follows me everywhere to hump threads...jackhump cookie
El Machorro>jack: premature posteJACKulation cookie
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: PERMA DORKMONGER SPHINCTOPICKLE
Mirah>Ishcabittle: Unfortunately I still suck on Fags from time to time as well.
The Tomtrek>Mentalist: llllllllllllooooooooooooooollllllllllllll

And three pages of
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: out of context posting sucks
 
For May 19 2007 111 comments were left.

Cacophony>jack: Grandtheftcow! I WIN!
Cacophony>Gagh: Yay spam!
Cacophony>Malarky: Is that like the opposite of awesomesauce?
Cassie>CaptainWacky: Barnaby is the antichrist!!
El Machorro>jack: your signature phrase is"PLEASE IGNORE THE URINE SMELL"
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: WHEN ARE YOU GUNNA SAY SOMETHING COLORFULL?
El Machorro>Malarky: well you sit down to piss...
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: BEING ON YOUR KNEES IN A BUS STATION BATHROOM STALL ?
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: your ego defence mechanisms are showing
El Machorro>jack: you are to funny what dork is to unprotected sex
FBI parte due>The Dork Lord: OMG I'M SO CLEVER!
jack>Grandtheftcow: you know I'm utterly in love with you, right?
jack>Cacophony: rofflepops
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: how many times a day do you think about having sex with dogs? I'm only curious...
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: your attention seeking behavior amuses me
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: I'm praying to satan AND joe pescie that you can't pay your internet bill next month

And the karma war between El Machorro and The Dork Lord continues. Nobody tell them how much their karma hits actually are.
 
For May 20 2007 64 comments were left.

Cacophony>El Machorro: I was actually starting to like you, too
CaptainWacky>Cassie: PEACE ON EARTH KARMA
El Machorro>Cacophony: that means you are an abuse magnet
El Machorro>Gagh: the other three are humping my thread
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: you seem gay
FBI parte due>Cassie: I'm gonna karma this post cos everyone else is I WANNA BE COOL TOO
Grammour Boy>Cassie: Feed me..but don't offer to wash my undies ;)
speck>Mirah: is that an eyeball in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: your box is green, stop sniveling

In karma related news Missmanners brought El Machorro back into the green with 3500 in positive karma given. I'm sure in a few weeks she'll have to do it again.
 
El Machorro said:
There is no reality except in action
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Wrong. Perception determines reality.

El Machorro said:
DORK NOW THAT i OWN YOU lets set some boundaries
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Also wrong. Slavery is no longer a part of American society.

El Machorro said:
DORK BROWN NOSES COWS
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Wrong again. I don't even tip cows. I sometimes eat them, but only after they've been cooked properly.
 
Your perception of the world is not reality, Dork.
You should keep your mouth shut when
you don't know anything.
This erroneous idea of yours explains your
defective approach to communicating.
I don't have the time to explain an abstract
concept like perception to a dork who
repeatedly throws down the "I'm in denial
and self deluded"card
instead of having enough common sense to realize
how fucking lame you are as you keep trying to
appear like you have not been completely owned.
The only person who does not perceive this reality is you.
If you read more than gay ass porn, Dork,
you might have recognized
existential philosophy when you read it.
THERE IS NO REALITY EXCEPT IN ACTION.
is a quote from Sartre's book
EXISTENTIALISM and Human Emotions.
Dork ,you brown nose cows because I say you do. End of story.
Dork, I pwn you like a bitch because I say I do. Game over.
You can follow me around and enjoy the
vicarious stimulation you derive from
being close to real talent but stop
being such a poor loser.
AND ABSOLUTELY QUIT WHINING
almost every time I post
You whine so much I want
to send you govt cheese to go with it.
You have already begun to absorb my style
thru osmosis or maybe because you do not
have a style worth talking about outside of fellatio.
But realize if you do you are my pwned dorktard and will suffer
accordingly from now on.
The gloves come off Dork.

When the Karma comments were listed the
best of yours to me were omitted.
Particularly the one where you announced
you were a sensitive bisexual offended by
perceived homophobic comments.
That is proof your perceptions are not reality.
You simply got fag lamed and pussied out
throwing the homo card down.

Just know I am provoking you to encourage
you to keep trying to look good at my expence.
Its never going to happen but repeated failure is good for you.
Ill post your other classic neg rep and
karma comments made to me in another thread.

Too fucking bad most of the karma comments were not read by me
because only so many are seen at one time at my user cp.
Many comments are lost from view now.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
For May 20 2007 64 comments were left.

Cacophony>El Machorro: I was actually starting to like you, too
CaptainWacky>Cassie: PEACE ON EARTH KARMA
El Machorro>Cacophony: that means you are an abuse magnet
El Machorro>Gagh: the other three are humping my thread
El Machorro>The Dork Lord: you seem gay
FBI parte due>Cassie: I'm gonna karma this post cos everyone else is I WANNA BE COOL TOO
Grammour Boy>Cassie: Feed me..but don't offer to wash my undies ;)
speck>Mirah: is that an eyeball in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: your box is green, stop sniveling

In karma related news Missmanners brought El Machorro back into the green with 3500 in positive karma given. I'm sure in a few weeks she'll have to do it again.
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How do I see all of the karma comments I received?
MY USER CP ONLY SHOWS SO MANY and some were gone before I EVEN SAW THEM because dork tarded me with an obsessed wave of karma neg reps inspired by his sexual reaction to me...I am interested in my karma neg rep statistics and specifics...thank you.
 
El Machorro said:
keep trying too hard dork..you look foolish
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There's this old saying about practicing and preaching.

You should look into it.
 
Dork you obviously are in denial after having read it.
pwned .
If you refuse to read it after provoking it by opening your mouth and typing some shit about perceptions.... pwned again..
Dorky don't want to read the mean el machorro's comments...awwwwww
Dorky you are so transparent.
I like you so...
You can set the tone of future communication between us..
the golden rule..not shower ..ok?
 
The Dork Lord said:
There's this old saying about practicing and preaching.

You should look into it.
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aRE YOU CONFUSING eL mACHORRO with me?
iF you are have the courtesy to not be vague
about what it is I preach but dont practice?
tHAT IS IF YOU CAN BE EXACT OR SPECIFIC...
and refer to something Ive written.
You should look into trolling..you have potential.
 
Hola te pendejo.
que lastima dorque!
CORAZON descompueste?
EL PENE CACAHUATE?
no es mi problema.
bisexualamismo mucho gusto.
tu es muy payaso, vatovanocha !
dorque CHINGAS ,CARNAL!
DISGRACIADO,es bueno
como se dice..ANUS lubricante en espanol?
YO AMIGO DE DORQUE.
no problemo .vaya con picklemente.
amigos eterno.
para adultos hard nipples
invitarlo el machorro tu casa..cocktail hour.
mucho male bonding.
hasta orgasmicos,dorque chingon..
el machorro
 
I tried to stop it

hence starting another thread

Someone just can't stop humping my leg

I'm flattered and a little creeped out...
 
For May 21 2007 93 comments were left.

Cacophony>foil1212: No gangbangs here
Cacophony>Dershocka: I like you, why do I not talk to you all the time?
Cassie>Ishcabittle: KARMA FOR THE ISH CAUSE I MISS YOU!!!!!!!1111111111 SPAM MORE DAMMIT
Cassie >curiousa2z: Yes I'd only kill you and the cat with food and clean undies!!!
Donovan>jack:You know how many Naugas died making that couch? Murdering bastard, I'm coming over with a gallon of red paint.
El Machorro>Cacophony: best sex i ever had was with a POSTAL CATHOLIC child woman chick from TONAWANDA
El Machorro>starguard: i mentally undressed you
El Machorro>jack: its called fag laming and a method of flaming not hating
El Machorro>Dr Dave: CAC ...YO MUCHO RESPECTO EL CLITORIS ERECTO!
El Machorro>Dr Dave: WE are fated to moments of bliss ,cac and me
Mirah>Colonel Kira's Left Tit: Now I can't decide, red or green karma?! :D Green!
The Dork Lord>Dershocka: Share the shitbird equality!
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: that's very deep...do you have a big dick?
The Dork Lord>El Machorro: I'm actually bi, and all of your blatent homophobia offends me

And hey look who's back or did I just not notice him?

Tyrant>El Machorro: Wow. What a crybaby.
 
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